Igod

[nate9771]

heres how far ai has come.
heres my talk with the odd igod :huh:

God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
openpandora.org
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
yes i do
God:
How often.

 

[jakshep2]

that's the funniest joke I've seen since the fast typing australian business man.

 

[plopperz]

I've seen this before. I tried to convince it that I was Satan

 

[daclassicgamingmaster]

slipzonebot was/is better


[17:42] Slipzonebot: Right now, would you rather talk about business, or pleasure?
[17:42] KRISPF3: pleassssssssuuure
[17:42] Slipzonebot: Is your keyboard in need of repair?


case in point

 

[Sphinxter]

When I ran a bbs I didn't have time for chatting much so I set the sysop call button to run an eliza door, most thought it pretty funny. I looked in the log one day and saw someone had been talking with it for over two hours.

 

[PoisonedV]

http://www.botjunkie.com/2008/10/15/brute-...e-chatbot-game/
best chatbot I've ever seen
they state its the first dynamically created chatbot but of course it isn't, however the algorithms and the implementation is certainly the best

 

[bigtruck]

QUOTE
Chatbot: Do you believe in magic?
You: No
Chatbot: You don't? Too bad.
You: Do you?
Chatbot: Yes.
You: Why?
Chatbot: Because I'm Canadian.

 

[aaron11193]

QUOTE
Chatbot: Do you believe in magic?
You: No
Chatbot: You don't? Too bad.
You: Do you?
Chatbot: Yes.
You: Why?
Chatbot: Because I'm Canadian.

QUOTE

You: are you good at sex?
Chatbot: I cant have sex
You: why?
Chatbot: Because I'm Canadian.



:lol:

QUOTE

You: your funny
Chatbot: Funny like Robin Williams or funny like smashed in the face with a frying pan?
You: smashed in the face with a frying pan
Chatbot: Thats weird because I'm getting a real urge to hit you in the face with a frying pan.

 

[(naw)mcx]

QUOTE
Chatbot: Oh, okay. So, what now?
You: Well. I'm lonly
Chatbot: Quite well.
You: What?
Chatbot: a sponge!


I understand completely!

 

[closetwam]

QUOTE

You: who murdered JFK?
Chatbot: Your mum of course!

 

[aaron11193]

They still can't remember the topic of conversation :lol:

 

[PoisonedV]

aaeron, unfortunately thats the number 1 flaw of this chatbot, its a flaw of the basic implementation of the engine but a community driven one with that type of system would ramp up the difficulty exponentially

ive contributed some stuff, specifically about gp32x and pandora and gp2x and wiz

 

[aaron11193]

aaeron, unfortunately thats the number 1 flaw of this chatbot, its a flaw of the basic implementation of the engine but a community driven one with that type of system would ramp up the difficulty exponentially

ive contributed some stuff, specifically about gp32x and pandora and gp2x and wiz

no dissing at all but i have never seen a chatbot that can hold a conversation for more than 2-4 lines

 

[nickspoon]

There are chatbots designed to manage context, although they're rarely any good at it. Jabberwacky is fun.

 

[quasist]

Just got little chat at http://chatbotgame.com/
QUOTE
Chatbot: Hello there! What's on your mind these days?


You: I'm playing Jade Empire on PC.

Chatbot: That is a great game.


You: Yeah! Good PC port. I like the way the dialogs splits.

Chatbot: That is so awesome!


You: There was a little girl, which mother was going to be sold as slave, and she (girl) required me to help retrieve some sort of amulet from graves. After I finished all ghost I just left that amulet to myself

Chatbot: Tell me about your mother.


You: She is Jenova from Final Fantasy VII

Chatbot: Wow, is it?


You: No, It is not a World Of Warcraft

Chatbot: That game is a really BIG online game!


You: Then why you have mentioned it?

Chatbot: What did you think of Bioshock?


You: My PC is too slow to play It. But I liked System Shock 2.

Chatbot: 4


You: Ha-Ha! There is no thing like System Shock 4!

Chatbot: Ok, you got me. I'm a chatbot, not a calculator.

 

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BotJunkie, Brute-Force Bot chatlog:

CODE
Chatbot: Hello there! What's on your mind these days?
You: nothing much. I have done a lot of drinking the last days.
Chatbot: wow, you're boring.
You: hey, that is not true
Chatbot: Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.
You: don't you have a beer once in a while?
Chatbot: Mmm I could go for a good beer right now.
You: see, drinking is fun.
Chatbot: Apparently, drinking beer is good fun.
You: yes it is. what sorts of beer do you know?
Chatbot: So, what do you really like to drink then?
You: okay I see you have no idea what your favourite beer is then.
Chatbot: No idea at all?
You: I like becks, corona and budweiser.
Chatbot: Nope!
You: yes I do
Chatbot: Fascinating.
You: not really
Chatbot: Not even a little bit?
You: no
Chatbot: Not even a tiny, tiny, little bit?
You: not at all
Chatbot: You are soo scary to me.
You: hah! I SCARE YOU! I AM THE BOOGIE MAN!!!
Chatbot: Okay.. Cool.
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