Guy Gets Beat Up For His Ps3, Dipshits Continue To Walk By


I woke up at 5:30AM today in an attempt to get one at a local mall. If you care to read some funny stuff, read my chat log below. I didnt get one, but the experience was unreal. People get crazy when it comes to getting 3 and 4 grand on ebay (we all know that's where they're mostly going :lol:)

[10:04] KRISPF3: ok, so i pull into the mall parking area at 5;45
[10:04] KRISPF3: and i see in front of me, near where the people were initially camping out, there's a couple of lines
[10:04] KRISPF3: so i get out of the car and have a look around. apparently people are shouting "this is the official line HERE"
[10:05] KRISPF3: and then others rebut with "no HERE is the line"
[10:05] KRISPF3: so im like hahaha retards, and i get back into the car and call mall security to confirm that there is indeed no real line and its every man for himself
[10:05] KRISPF3: and sure enough, im correct
[10:06] KRISPF3: so i head over to the area where my calculations showed that i had the greatest chance of getting a unit
[10:06] KRISPF3: and on the street level, there are about 100 people all balled together into a mass
[10:06] KRISPF3: blacks, asians with diamond earrings
[10:06] KRISPF3: and fat white chicks
[10:07] KRISPF3: so i go upstairs and i talk to the asshole guard who tells me that every location opens at once
[10:07] KRISPF3: so im like yeah ok
[10:07] KRISPF3: and i go back and wait in the car
[10:07] KRISPF3: the time was about 6:15
[10:07] KRISPF3: and after a few false alarms
[10:07] KRISPF3: i decide its best for me to wait upstairs and be ready
[10:07] KRISPF3: time was about 7 am
[10:08] KRISPF3: we get a couple of retarded fat guards shouting 'single file!!" etc, and of course the rebuttal from the angry mob was "go eat some tacos fatty"
[10:08] KRISPF3: and while i was waiting, this dude with a handlebar mustache walks by
[10:09] KRISPF3: and this one kid was like haha great mustache, you steal that from borat? VERY NIIICE, HIGH FIVE
[10:09] KRISPF3: so i was lolling like nonstop b/c angry mobs are awesome
[10:09] KRISPF3: finally, it's like 7:56, and they're supposed to open all doors at 8
[10:09] KRISPF3: and everyone's getting really insane
[10:10] KRISPF3: so the guard unlocks the door and waves us in after standing back
[10:10] KRISPF3: only one door was open, and immediately it was a jam in the threshold
[10:10] KRISPF3: one girl had her face smashed
[10:11] KRISPF3: i almost lost an arm lol, but after 15 seconds of remaining completely jammed in the door area, i broke free
[10:11] KRISPF3: and it was chaos
[10:11] KRISPF3: i ran like i never ran before, finally making it to the store
[10:11] KRISPF3: about 15th in line
[10:11] KRISPF3: people were jumping off of escalators
[10:11] KRISPF3: a kid lost his shoe
[10:11] KRISPF3: an ambulance came
[10:11] KRISPF3: just chaos
[10:12] KRISPF3: and so, i thought i had a chance
[10:12] KRISPF3: until i see the line going in the other direction
[10:12] KRISPF3: about 200 peeps on my end
[10:12] KRISPF3: and about 250 on the other
[10:12] KRISPF3: and the question was, who gets first dibs?
[10:12] KRISPF3: we all soon find out that sony and simon malls in fact did something they werent supposed to
[10:13] KRISPF3: and the people who camped out were already in the locked store checking out
[10:13] KRISPF3: even though they werent allowed on the property
[10:13] KRISPF3: they somehow were allowed
[10:13] KRISPF3: and thus, they sold out
[10:13] KRISPF3: however!
[10:13] KRISPF3: a rep comes out and says theyre giving out preorder reserve slips
[10:13] KRISPF3: which dont guarantee a system, release date, etc
[10:13] KRISPF3: so they were fucking worthless
[10:14] KRISPF3: but people figured since they were there for hours, they didnt want to leave empty handed
[10:14] KRISPF3: so this one chick in a pink vest out of nowhere cuts the line, about 50 people, straight to the front
[10:14] KRISPF3: and everyone went crazy
[10:14] KRISPF3: THIS BITCH CUT
[10:14] KRISPF3: WHAT THE FUCL
[10:14] KRISPF3: just insanity
[10:15] KRISPF3: so the mall manager says that's it, get out everyone
[10:15] KRISPF3: this is a riot now
[10:15] KRISPF3: and the police come in
[10:15] KRISPF3: and start escorting people out
[10:15] KRISPF3: people were filming the whole scene
[10:15] KRISPF3: and they were being told to shut the cameras off
[10:15] KRISPF3: finally, after cursing at the guards and officers
[10:15] KRISPF3: everyone left in a fit of rage

lol <3 angry mobs. Funny experience nontheless.
 
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If I'd jump in, perhaps others would as well, it's a chain reaction, or domino effect if you will. I think the world would be a better place if everyone would sport a shillelagh.

- Alex
 
If I was the guy, I would of fallen on the PS3. They'll never pry out of my hands unless. . . they kill me. :unsure:
 
hey yeah let's let them beat us up instead of giving the mugger what he wants! After all, no one would ever pull a gun and shoot someone, right!

Oh yeah, someone was shot ;)

edit: grammar
 
Was it like this :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEPdRPxR_i0

Was that the smartest person the could find to interview, you know, or his your typical pS3 gamer, you know :p :p or maybe its cause he's number one! lol
 
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Alex. posted on Nov 17 2006 said:
http://www.gamespot.com/events/ps3launch/f...8561&page=0

I can't think of much to say about this, other than feel anger towards the idiots who simply chose to keep on walking. Damn, the human race would be easy to conquer.

- Alex
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it did say one of the guys was caught after he fell out of the car. heck just sue the guy for to recover the money and some more for damages.

he's going to rat his friends out and just sue the rest of those mofos.
 
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persoanlly I wouldnt go and buy a £500 Console on my own let alone walk in a direction where their is a gang of 5 people hanging around... Plus you cant exactly hide a PS3 as you can see the logos / writing etc threw the bag...

All in all when going to buy something like that you make sure you have at least 1 person with you and that your exit is clear of gangs and also have your car parked up as close as possible ;)
 
Back when the PS1 was still new and awesome, a friend of mine bought one and brought it home on the LRT (subway basically, but some of it is above ground.) He had the bag with the PS1 in one hand, and a bag full of other crap in the other, and as he got off at the stop closest to home, some guy tried to rob him. Both hands full and wearing steel-toe boots, my friend did the only thing he could do: he booted the guy in the sack. The guy dropped like a rock.

Then LRT security came out and gave him shit for assaulting the guy.
 
Ravnos posted on Nov 20 2006 said:
Back when the PS1 was still new and awesome, a friend of mine bought one and brought it home on the LRT (subway basically, but some of it is above ground.) He had the bag with the PS1 in one hand, and a bag full of other crap in the other, and as he got off at the stop closest to home, some guy tried to rob him. Both hands full and wearing steel-toe boots, my friend did the only thing he could do: he booted the guy in the sack. The guy dropped like a rock.

Then LRT security came out and gave him shit for assaulting the guy.
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ugh. Steel toe to the nutsack. Not pleasant :eek:

That guy must have been crying for days :(
 
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I wonder if you could inflict permanent injuries on one's sack when kicking it with a steel-toed boot.

DCGM: the fucker got what he had coming to him :)

- Alex
 
daclassicgamingmaster posted on Nov 20 2006 said:
Yeah I agree...but still....a steel toe? to the nutsack?? I'm cringing as I type :ph34r:
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I'd have continued on his head. I'm of the firm belief that murder is justifiable in self-defense. Why report him to the police? He'd get a trial, make you take days off work to testify, and he might get a couple of months to a year in jail, get trained while locked up to become a better, more violent, less remorseful criminal, get out, and then more than likely kill his next victim/target. Then he might just get the death penalty if the crime was heinous enough.

I say kill him now, get it over with and save the state precious tax dollars housing, clothing and feeding this animal. :D
 
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daclassicgamingmaster posted on Nov 21 2006 said:
Yeah I agree...but still....a steel toe? to the nutsack?? I'm cringing as I type :ph34r:
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You think thats bad, guy playing rugby at school got one of his balls trod on. The Stud on the bottom crushed straight down on his testical causing all the tubing to come out.. my left testicle twitches whenever i remember that story
 
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