rokdcasbah said:
There will be piano keys, you will program with a combination of Forth and Rachmaninoff.
With punchcards.
And you will use tape drive as removable storage. Reams and reams of tape!
Better yet if you take the same bus ride to work every day have speed bumps installed on the route and an acceleration sensor, it could download the firmware as the bus hits the speed bumps

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In the future, breakout boxes may only be half the size of the room, have 45,000 vacuum tubes, and weigh 30 tons.
And it will use internal mercury delay-line memory to hold the firmware! Storage CRTs will work with the aforementioned breakout box.
And it will be incredibly easy to port programs written for IBM System/360!
And it will have integer processing ability!