Game reviews in 5 words

[Nintendo]

Sexy stripping at its finest

 

[iprice]

Witcher III

Months later, still playing. Awesome!

 

[TheTeaGuy]

Assassins Creed III:

Our Protagonist, personality of wood.

 

[Klumpen]

Ancient vase came to life.

 

[matzesu]

Senran Kagura 2 Deep Crimson 3DS


Shinobi Girls whit big Boobs

 

[rygD]

Xenoblade Chronicles

Homs fight mechon with Monado.

DuckTales (NES)

Spry Scrooge seeks secret sparklies.

DuckTales 2 (NES)

Cane collecting can continue? Cool!

 

[Tenka]

Sexy stripping at its finest

That's a genre of game?

 

[Tenka]

Best animal crossing game yet.

But Blathers is ruined now.

 

[rygD]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES)

Food fuelled freaks fight Foot.

 

[directive0]

Watch_dogs:

The movie "Hackers" was better.

 

[rygD]

Watch_dogs:

The movie "Hackers" was better.

But Hackers was kinda fun.

 

[TheTeaGuy]

Watch_dogs:

The movie "Hackers" was better.

My shoe has more of a personality than Aiden 'Hyprocite' Pearce.

 

[Nintendo]

Sexy stripping at its finest

That's a genre of game?

Not really there's more to it than that, but I don't wanna spoil it.