Tell you what, here's a plan - and I think you'll like it.
When a newbie comes in here asking stuff about the pandora, whether or not he or she should get it... that kind of thing, you can warn them and go into great depth at enormous lengths to scare them off. This will ensure that only the pros and other elite types get in on the first batch, just the way you like it. Not that you're gonna scare many away - there's only about 100 left of the first batch. Whoops, you're a bit late here.
The rest of the forum will continue going "ooooh", "ahhhhh" and "SHINY!" at n64 emulator videos while harping on about just how good the snes and megadrive emulation will be, as normal.
The best bit about that plan? You get to shut up with your damned whining and we get to go back to the status quo.
D.