JurnD
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Disclaimer:
My name is Jurn
And I love the Pandora
And I am drunk
On love for the Pandora
and also Jack Daniels
actual poem:
I did not order my Pandora first opportunity
Money was smalls, as was my balls
'T was one year later however
I decided to crater.
I ordered mine,
thinking in time,
for christmas to be held later.
Jesus, was I wrong.
instead of my manhood
the waiting so long.
(Which wasn't even hard.)
Checking every day
just to see some douchebag vaporware motherfucker say
that my new friend
was best made of clay
in my dreams or whatever
bad thoughts started to gather
Then one day
Being 4000
I read a message, say
want one with one nub?
Ofcourse, hells yeahs, fuck...!
Then there was silence
no message, no reliance
from couriers claiming on their website
delivery before next night
One day the bell rang
I shouted: Hold on!
Is this the truck with the true package on?
The driver had seen me
looking out the window
He told me dear sir
it really does show
when a package has value , did you know?
I told him
Thanks. Goodday.
And ran back inside.
The box opened and out came Pandora!
yadayada yada yada yada yada Aurora!
My name is Jurn and I have been bad.
I'm a retro addict.
My attic is stuffed with memories I haven't even had.
Amiga, atari, commodore 64, olivetti 8086, with kings quest and digger
never would I figure
a machine the size of a peanutbutter and banana sandwich
the size of a fist,
(what do I care I got a growth on my pecker,)
To get to the top of my list.
PS.
The pandora sitting here before me radiates love.
It is by no means a perfect machine, maybe far from it.
But not unlike the Milennium Falcon:
Learn how to handle her and she'll be yours.
And if she breaks down, ask Chewbacca to fix her
(yeah thats you EvilD)
Hit Hyperspace and let her fix you.
For all you that are waiting:
She's (gonna be) worth it.
My name is Jurn
And I love the Pandora
And I am drunk
On love for the Pandora
and also Jack Daniels
actual poem:
I did not order my Pandora first opportunity
Money was smalls, as was my balls
'T was one year later however
I decided to crater.
I ordered mine,
thinking in time,
for christmas to be held later.
Jesus, was I wrong.
instead of my manhood
the waiting so long.
(Which wasn't even hard.)
Checking every day
just to see some douchebag vaporware motherfucker say
that my new friend
was best made of clay
in my dreams or whatever
bad thoughts started to gather
Then one day
Being 4000
I read a message, say
want one with one nub?
Ofcourse, hells yeahs, fuck...!
Then there was silence
no message, no reliance
from couriers claiming on their website
delivery before next night
One day the bell rang
I shouted: Hold on!
Is this the truck with the true package on?
The driver had seen me
looking out the window
He told me dear sir
it really does show
when a package has value , did you know?
I told him
Thanks. Goodday.
And ran back inside.
The box opened and out came Pandora!
yadayada yada yada yada yada Aurora!
My name is Jurn and I have been bad.
I'm a retro addict.
My attic is stuffed with memories I haven't even had.
Amiga, atari, commodore 64, olivetti 8086, with kings quest and digger
never would I figure
a machine the size of a peanutbutter and banana sandwich
the size of a fist,
(what do I care I got a growth on my pecker,)
To get to the top of my list.
PS.
The pandora sitting here before me radiates love.
It is by no means a perfect machine, maybe far from it.
But not unlike the Milennium Falcon:
Learn how to handle her and she'll be yours.
And if she breaks down, ask Chewbacca to fix her
(yeah thats you EvilD)
Hit Hyperspace and let her fix you.
For all you that are waiting:
She's (gonna be) worth it.
