wasn't me that did it.
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raven
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Ah, in that case: don't try jokes anymore, you suck
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Rico
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You have failed.
You saw the chance, implicitly appearing within the lull of threadless forum activity, and seized it. A new topic, with blank boxes. The world was your oyster, free to be filled with whatever creativity you could summon from the gaping vortex of your brain. Humour to rival the greatest comedians. Stories legendary to behold that would have you deemed a hero among members. Arguments that would outwit the finest debaters across the land with their precision and integrity.
Instead, you made a lame joke, the likes of which you find on chocolate bar wrappers or crackers. You have brought shame to yourself and your family with this waste of precious bytes. Bytes in memory, that could have been used to fold DNA cells or calculate new Mesenne primes, to cure cancer or benefit the world with high encyption, but instead have been locked in the database in your name. Kept back to help sustain this ... this dirge. I hope you are fully ashamed of the damage you have caused, and realise that you have no honour. Forever to be looked down upon by your peers for your eternal failure.
Now damned to silence, you wait in agony for your next chance to provoke amusement or interest, with a quiet lament in the dark recess of your mind warning you, reminding you of your past mistakes. Begging you not to repeat them. I wonder if, next time you glance longingly at the 'New Topic' button, you will achieve the Zen that is to post topics with ease and intelligence. Or will you again spread your ignorance across the forums with another torrid tale of the mind that has been fully lost to stupidity; your dirty gems of humour buried in the sands of complexity and confusion. Do not seek to reclaim them, for they are lost, too. Seek out a new fortune in silence and restraint, and you will go far.
You saw the chance, implicitly appearing within the lull of threadless forum activity, and seized it. A new topic, with blank boxes. The world was your oyster, free to be filled with whatever creativity you could summon from the gaping vortex of your brain. Humour to rival the greatest comedians. Stories legendary to behold that would have you deemed a hero among members. Arguments that would outwit the finest debaters across the land with their precision and integrity.
Instead, you made a lame joke, the likes of which you find on chocolate bar wrappers or crackers. You have brought shame to yourself and your family with this waste of precious bytes. Bytes in memory, that could have been used to fold DNA cells or calculate new Mesenne primes, to cure cancer or benefit the world with high encyption, but instead have been locked in the database in your name. Kept back to help sustain this ... this dirge. I hope you are fully ashamed of the damage you have caused, and realise that you have no honour. Forever to be looked down upon by your peers for your eternal failure.
Now damned to silence, you wait in agony for your next chance to provoke amusement or interest, with a quiet lament in the dark recess of your mind warning you, reminding you of your past mistakes. Begging you not to repeat them. I wonder if, next time you glance longingly at the 'New Topic' button, you will achieve the Zen that is to post topics with ease and intelligence. Or will you again spread your ignorance across the forums with another torrid tale of the mind that has been fully lost to stupidity; your dirty gems of humour buried in the sands of complexity and confusion. Do not seek to reclaim them, for they are lost, too. Seek out a new fortune in silence and restraint, and you will go far.
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