Compiling The Worst Cd Ever...

[Nova]

any R&B.

and that song... its like "i think you're so fit" or somethin g

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ooohhhh, I hope your not talking about 'fit but you know it' by The Streets

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Judging by what you said you would do to those happy slappers, i hope not.

 

[mattmagoo]

tony christie - Is this the way (to amirilo)

 

[markusdragon]

The fast food rockers - kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut.

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Ideal!

Not sure of the band, but you can't go wrong with Bannana Phone.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bannana phone, bannana phone.
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bannana phone, bannana phone.

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Nah. My friend would probably appreciate the cheesy lounge styling of Bananaphone.

Macarena? Agadoo? Time Warp?

'Nuff said

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Ideal, Got, Part of the Rocky Horror soundtrack, so i'd rather avoid putting it on (We have conversations which randomly involve Richard O'Brien, so it's not ideal.)

Our last entry in the Eurovision!

And that Greek one, too! The one that won!

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Tempting....

Here's a list, I have included not only songs but other music I rekon would be a laugh:

Aled Jones - Show me the way to Aberystwyth
Loony Tunes Theme Music
Stars on 45 - Starsound
Garry GLitter - Leader of the Gang
Eneka - Japanese Boy
The firm - Star Trekin'
Lesley Gore - It's my party
Not sure of the artists - Lilly the Pink
Bernard Cribbins - Right Said Fred
Roobarb Theme Music
Sweety the Chick ringtone
Brotherhood of Man - Save Your Kisses For Me
The Time Lords - Docterin' the Tardis
Paul Young - Toast
Neil - Hole in My shoe
Wide awake club theme music (good starter for the CD)

I think that's enough to be getting on with!

Edit:

Oh I forgot, The Goons made a song and did it as they wanted to make the worst song ever, and typically, it got to number one in the UK charts. What is it: The Ying Tong Song by the Goons!!!!

Edit 2:
I forgot this too.
Bobby Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers - MONSTER MASH

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Wow, long list, with some particularly rare songs. Looks like it's time for a little soulseeking/emuleing

If you're very clever, you could secretly record some of the sounds around your friends house, like the doorbell or the phone, then stick them on the CD at various points, it's amazing how one can be fooled by a sound on a disc.
If you're even cleverer, you could mix some of the sounds into the background of some of the tracks, like when it's fading out, this will make it even more convincing and potentially annoy the heck out of them!!!

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Aye, unfortanatly I only have three days to finish this, and the chances of him getting drunk enough for me to sneak into his house between now and then are nil.

WHAT THE HELL

Lady in Red is a classic

what about that oen they always do at kids parties, i believe its called Superman

Comb Your Hair
Row a boat
SUPERMAN

etc. etc.

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But... the drum machines! And the synth! And the formulaic, terrible uninspired singing... and the terrible lyrics!

And I'm making sure to put some black lace tracks on, but the amount of black lace songs i've had suggested would amalgamate to a Black Lace album.

WHAT THE HELL

Lady in Red is a classic

what about that oen they always do at kids parties, i believe its called Superman

Comb Your Hair
Row a boat
SUPERMAN

etc. etc.

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and on that note, im loving it by justin timberlake

and the akon song

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Both too new. And bad in completely the wrong way.

WHAT THE HELL

Lady in Red is a classic

what about that oen they always do at kids parties, i believe its called Superman

Comb Your Hair
Row a boat
SUPERMAN

etc. etc.

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Ohhhhh that's reminded me of that Spitting Image song "Hold a Chicken in the air, stick a deck chair up your nose" or something.

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The chicken song. Classic crap.

david hasselhoff - i've been looking for freedom

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Definatly have to look that one up...

tony christie - Is this the way (to amirilo)

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Sacrilege! It's the feel good anthem of the year!

 

[c0ncept]

any R&B.

and that song... its like "i think you're so fit" or somethin g

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ooohhhh, I hope your not talking about 'fit but you know it' by The Streets

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Judging by what you said you would do to those happy slappers, i hope not.

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[loz_the_guru]

DJ Ötzi: Burgerdance
Joy: Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil
Joy: Ein Lama in Yokohama

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What?!? That songs great!! As is the rubarb theme WarmFluffy!

 

[DemonStar55]

I got an idea take the bumble bee tuna song and just play the one bumble bee tuna verse over and over again

 

[RoboJoe32]

This song would work well.

http://www.ytmnd.com/site_data//65000/65253/sound.mp3

And if you want sheer suck/crap, -anything- by MSI.

 

[WarmFluffyUK]

DJ Ötzi: Burgerdance
Joy: Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil
Joy: Ein Lama in Yokohama

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What?!? That songs great!! As is the rubarb theme WarmFluffy!

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Well in my view the CD could do with something great but different to keep interest. If it was all naff then the CD will get played once and never again!

 

[Quiest]

to first post: oh, come on, Right Said Fred - I'm too sexy isn`t that bad song

 

[lubidog]

to first post: oh, come on, Right Said Fred - I'm too sexy isn`t that bad song

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It is awful

 

[c0ncept]

DJ Ötzi: Burgerdance
Joy: Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil
Joy: Ein Lama in Yokohama

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What?!? That songs great!! As is the rubarb theme WarmFluffy!

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Well in my view the CD could do with something great but different to keep interest. If it was all naff then the CD will get played once and never again!

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isn't the point that its so awful a present it will never be listened to?

 

[loz_the_guru]

In that case, virtually anything post 1990 by U2. This would not only guarantee that id never listen to it, itd guarantee destruction whilst imagining bonos smug face....SMASH

 

[WarmFluffyUK]

DJ Ötzi: Burgerdance
Joy: Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil
Joy: Ein Lama in Yokohama

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What?!? That songs great!! As is the rubarb theme WarmFluffy!

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Well in my view the CD could do with something great but different to keep interest. If it was all naff then the CD will get played once and never again!

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isn't the point that its so awful a present it will never be listened to?

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No point in making the CD then, just give them a list of songs instead

 

[c0ncept]

could always tie him down a make him listen

 

[WarmFluffyUK]

could always tie him down a make him listen

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:lol:

 

[c0ncept]

In that case, virtually anything post 1990 by U2. This would not only guarantee that id never listen to it, itd guarantee destruction whilst imagining bonos smug face....SMASH

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was the joshua tree post or pre 1990, cos I'm quite fond of that album in a weird way :blink:

 

[loz_the_guru]

June 15th 1990, so its permitable but only just. That albums is still infinitely better than how to dismantle an atomic bomb.

 

[markusdragon]

could always tie him down a make him listen

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:lol:

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He's likely to listen to it on the basis that he'll have to see just how bad it is. If he doesn't, I'm getting him drunk and playing switcharoo with multiple copies and all his best CDs: we use the same make of recordable media.



Muahahahahahahah!

 

[Nilsiboy]

mwa ha ha thats evil
i got a suggestion... die prinzen - sinnloses lied ...though you might not understand it

 

[WarmFluffyUK]

mwa ha ha thats evil
i got a suggestion... die prinzen - sinnloses lied ...though you might not understand it

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Tie him down, is the best idea yet.

Wanna hand :wacko: