Compiling The Worst Cd Ever...


Here's a list, I have included not only songs but other music I rekon would be a laugh:

Aled Jones - Show me the way to Aberystwyth
Loony Tunes Theme Music
Stars on 45 - Starsound
Garry GLitter - Leader of the Gang
Eneka - Japanese Boy
The firm - Star Trekin'
Lesley Gore - It's my party
Not sure of the artists - Lilly the Pink
Bernard Cribbins - Right Said Fred
Roobarb Theme Music
Sweety the Chick ringtone
Brotherhood of Man - Save Your Kisses For Me
The Time Lords - Docterin' the Tardis
Paul Young - Toast
Neil - Hole in My shoe
Wide awake club theme music (good starter for the CD)

I think that's enough to be getting on with!

Edit:

Oh I forgot, The Goons made a song and did it as they wanted to make the worst song ever, and typically, it got to number one in the UK charts. What is it: The Ying Tong Song by the Goons!!!!

Edit 2:
I forgot this too.
Bobby Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers - MONSTER MASH
 
If you're very clever, you could secretly record some of the sounds around your friends house, like the doorbell or the phone, then stick them on the CD at various points, it's amazing how one can be fooled by a sound on a disc.
If you're even cleverer, you could mix some of the sounds into the background of some of the tracks, like when it's fading out, this will make it even more convincing and potentially annoy the heck out of them!!!
 
Rico posted on May 25 2005 at 12:42 AM said:
Mark posted on May 24 2005 at 10:43 PM said:
Not sure of the band, but you can't go wrong with Bannana Phone.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bannana phone, bannana phone.
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bannana phone, bannana phone.
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The man said worst cd ever.

I suggest Rosa Helikopter by Peaches. Two 9 year olds singing about a pink helicopter over a shitty dance beat.

Oh and Tom stop saying Raffi made stuff like Bananaphone [Satan Remix] you dolt.

I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
SKA JAG FLYGA HEM TILL DEJ
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Oh I've heard that, bad...

I just copied it from the search, oops. Then again if you want to create a bananaphone entry there's your material :)
 
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WarmFluffyUK posted on May 25 2005 at 06:29 AM said:
The firm - Star Trekin'

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What!!!!!!!!!!! Are you MAD????? That is a masterpiece of a song!!!!

Funniest song ever!!!!!!!


Humph....
 
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lubidog posted on May 25 2005 at 08:52 AM said:
WarmFluffyUK posted on May 25 2005 at 06:29 AM said:
The firm - Star Trekin'

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What!!!!!!!!!!! Are you MAD????? That is a masterpiece of a song!!!!

Funniest song ever!!!!!!!


Humph....
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If you insist :p
 
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Sorry, it has to be Mr Chinaski by Venetian Snares. One of my friends described it as "car-alarm music". Very funny when you trick people to listening to it at full blast.
 
Siegfried - "Hagen von Troje" (seriously, I sing better than that, and I can make milk go bad when I sing)

Basically anything by Anal Cunt....

Dr. Bombay.... I can't believe people actually listened to this crap.
 
Rico posted on May 25 2005 at 12:42 AM said:
I suggest Rosa Helikopter by Peaches. Two 9 year olds singing about a pink helicopter over a shitty dance beat.
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'Peaches - Fuck the pain away' would like a word with you.
 
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Some more...

Mark Oh - Droste, hörst du mich
Dr. Droste - Mark Oh, hörst du mich
Them Girls Them Girls (forgot the band name)
 
Klown posted on May 25 2005 at 08:25 AM said:
Rico posted on May 25 2005 at 12:42 AM said:
I suggest Rosa Helikopter by Peaches. Two 9 year olds singing about a pink helicopter over a shitty dance beat.
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'Peaches - Fuck the pain away' would like a word with you.
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Funny how fast kids grow up these days.
 
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WHAT THE HELL

Lady in Red is a classic

what about that oen they always do at kids parties, i believe its called Superman

Comb Your Hair
Row a boat
SUPERMAN

etc. etc.
 
mattmagoo posted on May 25 2005 at 01:11 PM said:
WHAT THE HELL

Lady in Red is a classic

what about that oen they always do at kids parties, i believe its called Superman

Comb Your Hair
Row a boat
SUPERMAN

etc. etc.
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and on that note, im loving it by justin timberlake

and the akon song
 
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mattmagoo posted on May 25 2005 at 02:11 PM said:
WHAT THE HELL

Lady in Red is a classic

what about that oen they always do at kids parties, i believe its called Superman

Comb Your Hair
Row a boat
SUPERMAN

etc. etc.
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Ohhhhh that's reminded me of that Spitting Image song "Hold a Chicken in the air, stick a deck chair up your nose" or something.
 
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jegHegy posted on May 25 2005 at 12:59 PM said:
Peaches and Venetian Snares on a "worst songs" compilation...you should feel ashamed. :(
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It's a different Peaches.

And IDM sucks.
 
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any R&B.

and that song... its like "i think you're so fit" or somethin g
 
jegHegy posted on May 25 2005 at 02:08 PM said:
Rico posted on May 25 2005 at 02:49 PM said:
It's a different Peaches.

And IDM sucks.
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oh, ok. neither of them is IDM though so i'm not sure how that's related.
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sry i thought venetian snares was IDM it sure sounded like it
 
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Nova posted on May 25 2005 at 01:59 PM said:
any R&B.

and that song... its like "i think you're so fit" or somethin g
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ooohhhh, I hope your not talking about 'fit but you know it' by The Streets
 
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