Compiling The Worst Cd Ever...


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For my birthday, a friend of mine gave me an out-of-date Coin Collector's magazine and a bag of aniseed balls, so, seeing as his birthday's on friday I'm giving him some photocopies/printouts of info about suicide, and the worst CD ever.

Anyone got any suggestions for the worst CD ever? So Far I have...

Crazy Frog - Axel F
Right Said Fred - I'm too sexy
Hampton Hampster - Hampsterdance
Cheeky Girls - Cheeky Song
Aqua - Barbie Girl
Black Lace - Agadoo
Herman's Hermits - I'm Henry the Eighth I Am
Geri Halliwell - It's Raining Men
Cream - Mother's Lament
Cliff Richard - The Millenium Prayer
Pinky and Perky - Nellie the Elephant
Vengaboys - We Like to Party
Chris De Burgh - The Lady in Red
Aqua - Doctor Jones
Spice Girls - Wannabe
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Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby
Antonia - Wenn Der Hafer Sticht
Green Jelly feat. Hulk Hogan - Leader of the Gang
Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song
Chris Moyles & Aled Jones - Is this the way to Aberystwyth
The Firm - Star Trekkin'
 
Bloody Fist - C**t Face

Without the asterixes I pressume, this was on a online radio I listen to recently, it's the most awful thing I've ever heard, seriously this thing will make his ears bleed.
 
The fast food rockers - kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut.
 
Not sure of the band, but you can't go wrong with Bannana Phone.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bannana phone, bannana phone.
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bannana phone, bannana phone.
 
Mark posted on May 24 2005 at 10:43 PM said:
Not sure of the band, but you can't go wrong with Bannana Phone.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bannana phone, bannana phone.
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bannana phone, bannana phone.
Raffi
He's also made as far as I know:

Baby Beluga
Banananphone (FT's karaoke remix)
Bananaphone (Alvin Mix)
Bananaphone [Satan Remix]
Banannaphone (Kareoke Version)
BanannaWTF
C-A-N-A-D-A
Joshua Giraffe
Michael Row The Boat Ashore
Song For The Dalai Lama
The Gorilla Song
Willoughby Wallaby Woo

And also:

Raffi & Dark Wombat - Gollum Bananaphone
Raffi or something - ITS A BANANNAPOHNE
Raffi/admiraldennis - Bananaphone (150%, Full)

As you can see it has quite a big fanbase. And the original flash is here.
 
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Our last entry in the Eurovision!

And that Greek one, too! The one that won!
 
Mark posted on May 24 2005 at 10:43 PM said:
Not sure of the band, but you can't go wrong with Bannana Phone.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bannana phone, bannana phone.
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bannana phone, bannana phone.
The man said worst cd ever.

I suggest Rosa Helikopter by Peaches. Two 9 year olds singing about a pink helicopter over a shitty dance beat.

Oh and Tom stop saying Raffi made stuff like Bananaphone [Satan Remix] you dolt.

I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
SKA JAG FLYGA HEM TILL DEJ
 
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