An Open Letter To My Mother

[Mosch]

Dear mother,
I value you and thank you for the gift of life. However..... the next time a friend gives a REALLY GREAT recipe for a REALLY TASTY drink that consists of 30 pieces of garlic and five lemons I swear to god I will lock you in the living room where you can frolick with your garlic all you like. Maybe you can make a hat out of garlic! Or dump it into our neighbour's yard!

PS: It does not taste GREAT, mother. It tastes like GARLIC. Liquid garlic.

Your son,
Mosch

 

[Parkydr]

Sounds delicious, you can never have too much garlic.

Can you post the recipe?

 

[Mosch]

That's basically it. 30 v#cloves of garlic, 5 lemons, puree and add a litre of water.

 

[sensible GP32]

why make it????? it sounds like your mother hates you

 

[skysnapper]

That's basically it. 30 v#cloves of garlic, 5 lemons, puree and add a litre of water.

I love garlic but that is probably the most disgusting drink i have ever heard of!

either your mother has no taste buds or has an overwhelming fear of vampires...

 

[Mosch]

That's basically it. 30 v#cloves of garlic, 5 lemons, puree and add a litre of water.

I love garlic but that is probably the most disgusting drink i have ever heard of!

either your mother has no taste buds or has an overwhelming fear of vampires...

I can only theorize that it's a combination of both. She says it tastes good and is healthy.

 

[daclassicgamingmaster]

Well, garlic IS healthy. So I'd imagine the drink is quite excellent. Just not very tasty at all. ewww actually.

anyway I was lmao at this thread. epic.

 

[evol]

sucking eggs is healthy too, but i wont do it h34r:

 

[declaration]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/humanbody/truthabo...sfunction.shtml

I'm not saying anything :lol:

 

[Fishbong]

Well, maybe your mother misunderstood something. I mean, the drink sounds horrible, but add a bit of salt and pepper and you have quite a decent marinade for steaks etc. Add a bit of olive oil and you can dip a piece of baguette or Pita bread into it whilst drinking a glass of wine.

 

[Mosch]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/humanbody/truthabo...sfunction.shtml

I'm not saying anything :lol:

That must be it! I'm pretty sure she never had an erection in her life!

Well, maybe your mother misunderstood something. I mean, the drink sounds horrible, but add a bit of salt and pepper and you have quite a decent marinade for steaks etc. Add a bit of olive oil and you can dip a piece of baguette or Pita bread into it whilst drinking a glass of wine.

Nope, it's a drink. I had the same idea though but did not try it out.

 

[psj3809]

Why on earth did you even drink it ? How old are you 8 ???

If my mother made some crazy drink or some crazy dinner i wouldnt eat it, when i was young i wasnt a spoilt brat saying 'take it away i wont eat it' but something like this i would have given a pass to 100%

 

[Nova]

Where does he say he drank it?

 

[Blah]

I think he was just overwhelmed by the smell...

This is making me want pizza and orange juice. :lol: