Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,850 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Aug 17, 2025 #2,941 Why do all witches wear black? So you can’t tell which witch is which.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,850 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Aug 17, 2025 #2,942 Why are vampires bad at art? They can only draw blood.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,850 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Aug 18, 2025 #2,943 What washes up on small beaches? Microwaves.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,850 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Aug 19, 2025 #2,944 I wanted to tell a joke about the beach. But I’m not shore if it’s funny.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,850 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Aug 20, 2025 #2,945 What do you write on when you’re at the beach? Sandpaper.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,850 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Aug 20, 2025 #2,946 Why did the Cyclops have to shut down his school? He only had one pupil.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,850 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Aug 21, 2025 #2,947 What did one plate say to the other? "Lunch is on me!"
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,850 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Aug 22, 2025 #2,948 Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,850 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Aug 22, 2025 #2,949 What do musicians have for lunch? Drum rolls.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,850 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Aug 23, 2025 #2,950 What’s got a bottom at the top? A leg.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,850 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Aug 23, 2025 #2,951 Why did the school janitor win an award? Because he swept the competition.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,850 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Aug 24, 2025 #2,952 How do you talk to a giant? Use big words.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,850 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Aug 24, 2025 #2,953 What’s an acorn? In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,850 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Aug 26, 2025 #2,954 Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,850 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Thursday at 1:08 AM #2,955 Why does a ghost hate getting caught in the rain? It dampens his spirits.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,850 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Thursday at 7:44 PM #2,956 How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain on Halloween? He could feel it in his bones.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,850 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Thursday at 10:08 PM #2,957 How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,850 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Friday at 10:44 PM #2,958 What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,850 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Saturday at 12:42 AM #2,959 What’s the best part of old age? That it doesn’t last very long.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,850 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Saturday at 1:54 PM #2,960 What’s the best part about dating senior citizens? You never have to meet their parents.