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What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you - Ever?

we are all here to feel the pain and sooth those aching memories. So c'mon 'fess up, what are they?
 
there was.... in that forum... and he asked this thing... it was so embarrassing... maybe he done it only couse he haves ... , i dont know, but that just isnt right...
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Vimacs posted on May 23 2005 at 10:37 PM said:
there was that ugly child.... in that forum... and he asked this thing... it was so embarrassing... maybe he done it only couse he haves a small dick, i dont know, but that just isnt right...
his name was Nova.
You aren't funny anymore.
 
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fair enough.

may as well just close it then rico, sorry for the trouble.
 
Vimacs posted on May 24 2005 at 08:19 AM said:
Klown posted on May 24 2005 at 10:16 AM said:
Every waking moment of my life.
should that be "wanking" ?
not another "web cam on" goof?
 
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Went out for lunch yesterday, and as i looked down at my feet, i noticed i had odd shoes!! Differnt colour and different style....Didn't feel different as they are both a smart shoe.

To think i had got on the train and travelled to work and spent the best part of the day wondering around with odd shoes! I tell you i cringed!
Luckily i had an old pair of black shoes under my desk...phew!
 
Ok!, I was on the way to the bus stop (Poor non driving person :rolleyes: ) on the way to work, I walked under this railway bridge and passed these two school kids fart arsing around together along the street. I got so far passed them when i felt a thud on my shoulder and looked around expecting them to be laughing etc. But no, Not a peep, As if nothing had happened.

Anyway, I got on the bus and arrived at work and went along my merry way. About 15 minutes had passed, At this time i was getting into the lift to get to my floor. My supervisor was already in the lift, Which is lined with mirrors. We said the usual good mornings etc, When all of a sudden she let out this almighty shreak and promply pointed at my shoulder.

Baring in mind i`d been on the bus for about half an hour and walked for another 10 minutes getting to work. Only to find that some fucker of a pigeon had laced the whole of my left shoulder with the biggest pigeon shit i`ve ever seen :( , What a night mare. :rolleyes:

I then spent the next 20 minutes in the toilets cleaning the fucker off. <_<

The moral: Nature will always win. :p

Trooper
 
One of my worst moments was when I was out with the girls in Bristol, we went to all sorts of clubs.
One of them I got chatting to this drop dead gorgeous barman, we got on like a house on fire, and he even said He didn't have a girlfriend, I was grinning from ear to ear at that.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, when we were leaving for the next club, I asked him for his phone number, and He said "Sorry but I'm actually spoken for, this is a gay club and my fella is behind you".
I could have died. :blink:

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The worst bit was, all the girls I was with knew and they were having bets on how long it will take me to figure it out GRRRR.
 
Another moment I remember was when I was out shopping a few months back, everyone was looking at me and smiling. I thought that it was a lovely sunny day and everyone was happy.

When I got home and looked in the mirror, I had a bid long black mascara smudge down my face. I wished I had a time machine LOL.

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And that's about it, I'm not telling the worst one, as that's wayyy too embarassing.
 
WarmFluffyUK posted on May 24 2005 at 08:54 PM said:
Another moment I remember was when I was out shopping a few months back, everyone was looking at me and smiling. I thought that it was a lovely sunny day and everyone was happy.

When I got home and looked in the mirror, I had a bid long black mascara smudge down my face. I wished I had a time machine LOL.

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And that's about it, I'm not telling the worst one, as that's wayyy too embarassing.
TELL US!!!!!
 
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Goity posted on May 24 2005 at 09:00 PM said:
WarmFluffyUK posted on May 24 2005 at 08:54 PM said:
Another moment I remember was when I was out shopping a few months back, everyone was looking at me and smiling. I thought that it was a lovely sunny day and everyone was happy.

When I got home and looked in the mirror, I had a bid long black mascara smudge down my face. I wished I had a time machine LOL.

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And that's about it, I'm not telling the worst one, as that's wayyy too embarassing.
TELL US!!!!!

Gosh no, I couldn't. And anyway, you guys get all queazy about that kinda thing.
 
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WarmFluffyUK posted on May 24 2005 at 09:06 PM said:
Goity posted on May 24 2005 at 09:00 PM said:
WarmFluffyUK posted on May 24 2005 at 08:54 PM said:
Another moment I remember was when I was out shopping a few months back, everyone was looking at me and smiling. I thought that it was a lovely sunny day and everyone was happy.

When I got home and looked in the mirror, I had a bid long black mascara smudge down my face. I wished I had a time machine LOL.

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And that's about it, I'm not telling the worst one, as that's wayyy too embarassing.
TELL US!!!!!

Gosh no, I couldn't. And anyway, you guys get all queazy about that kinda thing.
It can't be as bad as we think ti is, so there's no harm in telling us all.
If You don't, I'll tell everybody your secret!
 
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WarmFluffyUK posted on May 24 2005 at 07:47 PM said:
He said "Sorry but I'm actually spoken for, this is a gay club and my fella is behind you"
Heh, I can only imagine his glee as he says to you No, he doesn't have a girlfriend, knowing exactly what your intentions were :) That's cold :)
 
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Rico posted on May 24 2005 at 09:21 PM said:
WarmFluffyUK posted on May 24 2005 at 07:47 PM said:
He said "Sorry but I'm actually spoken for, this is a gay club and my fella is behind you"
Heh, I can only imagine his glee as he says to you No, he doesn't have a girlfriend, knowing exactly what your intentions were :) That's cold :)

Exactly, his words were well chosen. They never let me live that one down.
 
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