Yarr! what be your pirate name!?



Yarr olde name be
SONY. But we'll now call ye:


Pirate Quinn the Off-White


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On the soon-to-be-captain's signal, Lazy-Eye Bruno hurries aboard the Aqua Interceptor along with the rest of her new crew. As he slices his machete into the first Englishman's throat, he smiles with fulfillment.


After the ship is liberated, he leans up against the mizzen-mast, wiping the blood from his blade, and stares out at the vast sea. The Captain stands over him and yells, "Arrr! What yeh be sittin' fer? Swab th' decks, yeh insuff'rable bilge rat!"


"Sorry Cap'n.... It's just..... This is it. This is my dream. I'm a fucking pirate."
 
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My Real Name = Cap'n Brant Mowhawk


TrashyMG = Cap'n Ronny Snaggletooth
 
Oh boy... :lol:


Yarr olde name be Prometheus. But we'll now call ye:


Pirate Yvette the Fruit
 
Yarr olde name be DaMummy. But we'll now call ye:


Sea Monkey Radley


ehh, much better then what i got for real name....


Pirate Wade the Fruit
 
It seems to hand them out based on certain letter-patterns. I've seen other name-generators elsewhere do the same - or at least I'm guessing that that's what they do.


It's also very different if I split it into "Pro Metheus", as well.
 
Oh boy... :lol:


Yarr olde name be Prometheus. But we'll now call ye:


Pirate Yvette the Fruit

You didn't really enter "Prometheus" did you?


EDIT: Oops, nevermind, I didn't even realize there was a gender selection button. I thought it was somehow inferring that.
 
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