skeezix said:
jeff
oh, and while I'm sounding like an old fart, "get off my lawn!" .. *Cries back to sleep*
Starting to sound like Abe Simpson:
"The metric system is the tool of the devil. My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head and that's the way I likes it!"
"Whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answers to all the important qustions. "
"The year was nineteen ought six. The President is the divine Miss Sarah Burnheart and all over America people were doing a dance called the Funky Grandpa! Oh I'm the- zzzzzzz"
"So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say."
"The last time meteors came by, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish... we hanged more than a few."
"My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star."
""The following is a list of words I never want to hear on television again. Number one: bra. Number two: horny. Number three: family jewels."
and so on... sudden urge to watch Simpsons...