timbobsteve
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- Oct 4, 2005
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Hi All,
I am here to let you all know that the PSP is the most usefull console I have ever come across. Not only is it usefull, it is portable.
How did I come across this discovery. I will tell you:
I was walking home the other night with my PSP in hand, when a mugger jumped out from behind a corner pointing a gun at me. He told me to hand over my wallet and iPod. I handed them over and as he was turning to leave I asked him why he didn't take the PSP. I heard him laugh under his breath and he turned to run away with my beloved iPod and all my cash. I was in shock, all my pay was in my wallet and all my music was on the iPod. Not only that, but the robber actually left me with the PSP. Angered, I threw the device in the general direction of the fleeing bandit, not expecting any sort of effect. To my surprise the unit cracked the perp' in the rear of his skull, spliting it open and knocking him unconcious. Later when the police were questioning me about the incident I told them of my PSP-Throwing and the officer smilled. "Son, if more of our citizens bought protective devices like this, there wouldn't be any crime". Needless to say that the officer was surprised when I told him that the PSP was a gaming device and not a "Portable Smashing Piece". From now on I carry my PSP everywhere with me, on the subway down dark alleys and in bars. This is the story of how a PSP saved my life.
Do you all see now? Sony wasn't trying to make a gaming console they were making a protective device. I think they meant to spell it PPD (Personal Protective Device) but got mixed up. Lord know that it is not very good for games!!!!
I am here to let you all know that the PSP is the most usefull console I have ever come across. Not only is it usefull, it is portable.
How did I come across this discovery. I will tell you:
I was walking home the other night with my PSP in hand, when a mugger jumped out from behind a corner pointing a gun at me. He told me to hand over my wallet and iPod. I handed them over and as he was turning to leave I asked him why he didn't take the PSP. I heard him laugh under his breath and he turned to run away with my beloved iPod and all my cash. I was in shock, all my pay was in my wallet and all my music was on the iPod. Not only that, but the robber actually left me with the PSP. Angered, I threw the device in the general direction of the fleeing bandit, not expecting any sort of effect. To my surprise the unit cracked the perp' in the rear of his skull, spliting it open and knocking him unconcious. Later when the police were questioning me about the incident I told them of my PSP-Throwing and the officer smilled. "Son, if more of our citizens bought protective devices like this, there wouldn't be any crime". Needless to say that the officer was surprised when I told him that the PSP was a gaming device and not a "Portable Smashing Piece". From now on I carry my PSP everywhere with me, on the subway down dark alleys and in bars. This is the story of how a PSP saved my life.
Do you all see now? Sony wasn't trying to make a gaming console they were making a protective device. I think they meant to spell it PPD (Personal Protective Device) but got mixed up. Lord know that it is not very good for games!!!!
