For a second or two and at least until the link, I thought this was an emulator for naughty children, for Christmas, who received nothing but enough potatoes to have ended the historical Irish famine, without resorting to Jonathan Swifts Solution.
I was wondering what kind of retrode was needed for inserting raw spuds and getting good gameplay in return aswell, and then... I remembered spud guns
Speeking of potato guns we made an awsome deoderant powered potato gun the other day, and it put a masive dent in our metal lamp holder. so much better than a normal spud gun
...but then I just order some fast food delivered to my house from the internet and put on some pay per view on my 65 inch television without leaving my couch and seem to just forget all about it.