Pandora Songs

[SiegfriedCroes]

I'm not usually the one to start a new topic but I just couldn't resist it this time, I think this could be fun.

Now that the pandora is almost ours, I thought it would be cool to have some songs to sing about it
You can just take an existing song and change the lyrics to make it Pandora related (and make it funny too). Of course, you could also make something completely original!

Inspired by one in another topic I did a lyrics for the Pokemon Theme Song

I wanna have the very best
A handheld, really bad
For Open-Source, (yes) I am obsessed
Let's search it on the net
Power-on my Linux-PC
Google-Search in Firefox
Hey, what is this, oh let me see
Wow man, this thing ROCKS!

Pandora! (It's the best of all)
It's for you and me
(Now) join the Community
Pandora!
Ooh, I just can't wait
Still 2 months I am afraid
Pandora! (It's the best of all)
I have mailed ED [if you pre-ordered from Openpandorasales you can sing "OP" or "OPT"]
To pre-order this "baby"
I'm dying, give it to me
Pandora
It's the best of all!

We have had... many delays
Most of them Chinese
But now we're close, a matter of days
it's time for a release
The first few are almost out
Now can you guys assist
I have been wondering about
My place on the list?

If you feel like singing: Pokemon Theme Song Instrumental Version.

 

[iprice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nnSJ1-jrJI

 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nnSJ1-jrJI

That takes me back

 

[trooper]

Well, I`ve had a go, Using Ricky Valence`s Tell laura i love her


I came up with this. :lol:

ED and Craig are Re-sellers
Planned to give the community everything
A console, For Games, And most of all, Developing
They saw a sign people were interested
The ultimate portable was the goal they said
They couldn`t get china on the phone
So the community shouted one and all

Pandora we want ya, Pandora we need ya
Pandora may be late
But the community just cannot wait

Fatih visits the chinese factory
He was the only english speaker there
The community roared as they produced a case
A pre-production one of impeccable taste
No one knows whats happened since then
Later ones were in a bad way
But as they looked like something from a shipwreck
The community sighed, We could hear them say

Pandora we want her, Pandora we need her
Pandora don`t make us wait
Our need for you has been 2 years straight

In the village where Craig resided
He`s received the cases today
It`s just so close that the end is nigh
The community cheered We could hear them cry

Pandora we want ya, Pandora we need ya
Pandora don`t make us wait
Two months is just too much to take
Pandora we want ya
Pandora we need ya

Trooper

 

[Shaun]

Haha, awesome job Trooper.

 

[droneb]

i want to hear some warrrrr songs.

lets add up some Cx 1 liners.

"what's your order number"

 

[Mithrildor]

@Dragon_slayer:

Mine was better, your text doesnt look like much to the original pokemon theme song anymore

 

[SiegfriedCroes]

@Dragon_slayer:

Mine was better, your text doesnt look like much to the original pokemon theme song anymore

Better in what way? more creative? more meaningful?...
I know it's just for fun but we can do better than just changing a few words...

Nevertheless you should repost it here.

 

[Monk]

I know it's just for fun but we can do better than just changing a few words...

Not me!

I went to buy a handheld and they said, "A million bucks
For a brand-new handheld GP2" -- now, that price really sucks!
So I looked at all the pictures and I chose to build my own,
For you can build a handheld from the things you find at home!

OH: GPH, Sony, Nintendo, HP, TI, and Wang,
Sega, Capcom, Konami, they don't know anything.
They make big bucks for systems so they never want it known
That you can build a handheld from the things you find at home!

Take the CPU, you see it's only just a box
With blinking lights and whirring fans and lots of cable slots.
So I spent an evening working with some wires and bulbs and pins,
Then I hauled them to the basement and I plugged the freezer in.

CHORUS

I've had my system running, I'll admit its not the best.
The data isn't right, and the response time is a mess.
It crashes every hour and it isn't worth a damn,
But I'm satisfied because it runs just like an IBM!

CHORUS


This can probably be sung, more or less, to to "Macnamara's Band". Almost. Maybe?

Blame Bill Sutton, who wrote and performd "Do It Yourslef" from which this is shamelessly barely modified.

For all the bits that don't work one way or another - sue me. Better, sue OpenPandora.