Pandora Poems

[rohezal]

My Pandora is broken,

but my Pandora is not over the sea

My Pandora is broken,

ED bring back my Pandora to me,

bring back, bring back,

bring my Pandora, to me to me

bring back, bring back,

bring my Pandora, to me

I sended it to ED,

with the Deutsche Post,

I sended it to ED,

No matter what it cost

bring back, bring back,

bring my Pandora, to me to me

bring back, bring back,

bring my Pandora, to me

One day in future,

the Pandora will be sended back,

One day in future,

I can restart to hack

bring back, bring back,

bring my Pandora, to me to me

bring back, bring back,

bring my Pandora, to me

 

[sebt3]

@ED: please send his pandora back asap. I sense a desperate cry in this poem...

 

[Hồng Thất Công]

You have one Pandora to be fixed.  How can ED give you 13 back as I count you have 13 "bring backs" in your poem? .

 

[Wrath Of Khan]

Pandora, pandora, thine are the son of Rothwell, yet thy art guided by Mrozek.

Pandora, Pandora thine were birthed in darkness yet renewed in light.

Pandora, pandora, thine are the son of Rothwell, yet thy art guided by Mrozek.

Pandora, Pandora, by the wisdom of Mrozeck thou shalt continue to fight...

The above sentences are in no way endorsed by Openpandora gmbh and I accept no culpability whatsoever in their creation...

 

[levi]

There was a young man from Ingolstadt...

(good luck rhyming that in English!)

 

[Binky]

There was a young man from Ingolstadt... (good luck rhyming that in English!)

Who looked at an iPhone; said "fsck that!"

He will work for a dime,

Ended up in a rhyme,

By some weirdo in a hat.

(Yes I know a German 'dt' isn't quite the same as an English 't', but they're not far off)

 

[Binky]

An obscure product,​

Made by an evil dragon,​

The Pyra is coming.​

 

[rohezal]

The Pandora is on its way back

This will solve the mess

I can happily hack

Thanks to UPS

And to Evil Dragons nice way

So I have my Pandora excactly at my birthday

 

[DatNOBoi]

Pandora augments;​

no plagues infect its contents.​

Beauty's contagious.​

 ​

...welp, I tried. :/

 

[rohezal]

Exactly on my 28th birthday,

my Pandora arrived back, yay!,

Thank you ED, this is very nice of you

and of course thanks to Askarus, too

 

[Binky]

Some people like an iDevice, some say Android for me,

or use a windows phone, 'cause they got one for free.

Such means of computation to us seem rather flawed

the users, mods and lurkers of openpandora boards.

When you are feeling worn out, and want a childhood game,

Just try our first-class d-pad (the rest just aren't the same)

And very soon you find yourself playing the final boss

and then into the attic your consoles you will toss.

When will it be ready?

Two Months!

When will it be ready?

Two Months!

If you want full root powers to a penguin-powered box

A handheld free from jails and stupid carrier locks

We have what you are looking for, exactly what you need.

When everything's Eff-Oh-Ess-Ess you're certain to succeed

You may not think its pretty, but we still stand up tall

Its the only handheld system, where you can do it all

If units cost ten grand apiece

is worth it easily

Its got an OMAP3 inside

Its 14cm long by 8cm wide

A great monarch of handheld tech

the one that no-ones beaten yet

the pocket Linux,

retro-gaming,

pre-rooted PC!

(With apologies for butchering a great Flanders and Swann song)​