Ow Ow Ow My Wrists.

[clarky2o2o]

ow todayi ha d a *little* accident at work involving a race... a shove...the sky... then the concrete. i broke my fall with my arms now i cant do much else (typing kills especially doing brackets lol...ow) no heavy lifting ...which sucks cuz thats my job... so come here and cheer me up

oh yeah ripped my trousers and cut my knee too..

 

[Lettuce Dude]

Cheer up

my job here is done.

 

[Aaaaaaaa]

how, oh , how will you masturbate?

 

[michaeljustman]

At least you weren't forced to get vaccinated for smallpox. I just got mine a couple hours ago and it's making my whole arm ache and it itches.

 

[clarky2o2o]

O...M...G :blink: NEVER THOUGHTOF THAT... i guess i could try and device a pully system out of meccano and silk maguyver style. :huh:


oh and for the smallpox thing... I fell your pain...or at least try to over my own.

 

[kknd_cf]

how, oh , how will you masturbate?

elbows

 

[michaeljustman]

Did you break the skin on your hands? Your fingers are bandaged? Sounds like that would hurt a lot. Can you still play your 2X (GP32, etc)?

(Didn't mean to minimize what happened to you in my last post. Just in my own pain.)

EDIT: Oh, your wrists. (I'm an idiot. Topic title....)

 

[meltbanana]

how, oh , how will you masturbate?

elbows

feet? :unsure:

 

[clarky2o2o]

Did you break the skin on your hands? Your fingers are bandaged? Sounds like that would hurt a lot. Can you still play your 2X (GP32, etc)?

(Didn't mean to minimize what happened to you in my last post. Just in my own pain.)

EDIT: Oh, your wrists. (I'm an idiot. Topic title....)

well actually my hands hurt so bad i cant even use 1 to bandage the other lol yeah i did break skin on my hand (and knee) which means i was lucky to break fall otherwise bye bye face.

No the gp2x is TOO heavy for my poor hands now. i nearly had a hernia picking my keyboard up.

whats worse is ive been dieing for a guitar to come for days....now i cant play it. its arrived. :angry:

 

[Lettuce Dude]

A bit off topic but what guitar?

 

[daclassicgamingmaster]

how at oh at how will you masturbate?

elbows

feet? :unsure:

That's what I use. Because my penis is like 100" long.

 

[iignotus]

how at oh at how will you masturbate?

elbows

feet? :unsure:

That's what I use. Because my penis is like 100" long.

I'm lazy, I just let my gf do it for me

 

[clarky2o2o]

how at oh at how will you masturbate?

elbows

feet? :unsure:

That's what I use. Because my penis is like 100" long.

I'm lazy, I just let my gf do it for me

my misses is away...bah

anyway I had to scratch my nuts earlier and i couldnt and it made me realise why the T-rex was always grumpy

 

[daclassicgamingmaster]

how at oh at how will you masturbate?

elbows

feet? :unsure:

That's what I use. Because my penis is like 100" long.

I'm lazy, I just let my gf do it for me

my misses is away...bah

anyway I had to scratch my nuts earlier and i couldnt and it made me realise why the T-rerex was always grumpy

:lol: :lol: :lol: funniest thing I've read in the last month :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[clarky2o2o]

how at oh at how will you masturbate?

elbows

feet? :unsure:

That's what I use. Because my penis is like 100" long.

I'm lazy, I just let my gf do it for me

my misses is away...bah

anyway I had to scratch my nuts earlier and i couldnt and it made me realise why the T-rex was always grumpy

:lol: :lol: :lol: funniest thing I've read in the last month :lol: :lol: :lol:

oh im glad my pain and suffering can amuse you all <_<

 

[WarmFluffyUK]

It's not as bad as a friend of mine, she was in a car crash and broke both her arms. Both arms were obviously in casts so she couldn't do anything with them. Thank god she had a steady boyfriend at the time as I can't imagine how she would have gotten through daily life otherwise. :blink:

 

[daclassicgamingmaster]

It's not as bad as a friend of mine, she was in a car crash and broke both her arms. Both arms were obviously in casts so she couldn't do anything with them. Thank god she had a steady boyfriend at the time as I can't imagine how she would have gotten through daily life otherwise. :blink:

Not to be disgusting or anything, but how would she wipe her ass? Seriously. Her boyfriend must have wanted to breakup with her on the spot :lol:

 

[Han]

Not to be disgusting or anything, but how would she wipe her ass? Seriously. Her boyfriend must have wanted to breakup with her on the spot :lol:

A true test of love indeed...

 

[clarky2o2o]

It's not as bad as a friend of mine, she was in a car crash and broke both her arms. Both arms were obviously in casts so she couldn't do anything with them. Thank god she had a steady boyfriend at the time as I can't imagine how she would have gotten through daily life otherwise. :blink:

Not to be disgusting or anything, but how would she wipe her ass? Seriously. Her boyfriend must have wanted to breakup with her on the spot :lol:

I have to be honest I didn't break my hands but even Im having trouble wiping my butt...any1 got a stick.

 

[BaDToaD]

I think I'd just shit in the shower and mash it down the plug hole with my feet