Need More News

[zRichi]

I can't keep refreshing OPs blog, Criags twitter and this page.
News please.
Anyone?

Even rumours verging on slander would be of some consolation.

 

[PokeParadox]

Ok... will this do?
"OPT involved in communicating with aliens some 50 million lightyears from Earth. It is thought that this was accomplished due to the awesomeness of the Pandora handheld console."

 

[zRichi]

*POW!*

[Right in the kisser]

 

[Pickle]

I can't keep refreshing OPs blog, Criags twitter and this page.
News please.
Anyone?

Even rumours verging on slander would be of some consolation.

I just ate a burger and it had pickles on it.

 

[mindlord]

I just ate a burger and it had pickles on it.

Cannibalism!? Scandalous!

 

[andmaz]

Ok... will this do?
"OPT involved in communicating with aliens some 50 million lightyears from Earth. It is thought that this was accomplished due to the awesomeness of the Pandora handheld console."

....bet those aliens jumping the queue....thats why we still waiting!!!!!!!

 

[XxionxX]

I just made a friend on reddit. He wants to hang out today.

 

[naples39]

So there's no news on future news reporting? Disappointing.

 

[Wrath Of Khan]

Pandoras last seen exiting wormhole in milky way

 

[Esn]

I can't keep refreshing OPs blog, Criags twitter and this page.
News please.
Anyone?

Even rumours verging on slander would be of some consolation.

Why would you be refreshing anything? Just subscribe to what you're interested in via RSS.

Or use this page: http://alec.mooo.com/lol/cxs.php

 

[Rockthesmurf]

Didn't the Pandora turn out to be vaporware in the end? Even after I received my Pandora last year I couldn't help but feel it was all a lie, and the lack of news, from my point of view, proves this.

Steve

 

[SNESFAN]

I heard of this one guy that got a package in the mail, he opened it up and he watched his pandora vaporize right before his eyes.

true story

 

[-Tj-]

Didn't the Pandora turn out to be vaporware in the end? Even after I received my Pandora last year I couldn't help but feel it was all a lie, and the lack of news, from my point of view, proves this.

As I haven't experienced this particular tidbit of information first-hand, I can only repeat what I have heard from various sources online and off, both in print, gossip, and song, that the general consensus seems to be that it is, in fact, the cake that is a lie.

 

[XxionxX]

I heard of this one guy that got a package in the mail, he opened it up and he watched his pandora vaporize right before his eyes.

true story

LOL OMFG YOU MADE MY SIDES HURT! OW! I vote this my favorite Pandora joke of all time.