Damn, as good of a solution that is, it still sounds hilarious to me-
Alcohol 120%- Hey, look windows, a shiny new disk drive! And it's got something in it!
Windows- Oh cool, let me set that up for you. There.
Windows- Hey, Nero, the user needs you!
Alcohol 120%- Wait, what?
Nero- Sure! I'll start copying this legitimate data from this legitimate disc drive! I'll turn it into a Bin file, just you wait and see! Yay!
Alcohol 120%- Wait a minute! How the hell am I supposed to pipe all of this data about?
Windows- What's that Alcohol?
Alcohol 120%- Nothing. *Grunt*
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HDD- Guys, I'm getting pretty hot over here.
HDD- Guys?
HDD- DAMNIT! WHY WON'T ANYONE TALK TO ME?!
And so on.