Haha Damn Margaret Perrin


Goity posted on Mar 2 2006 at 05:29 PM said:
Mein Hund hat keine Nase. Wie kann Er riechen? Schrecklich!

What ever you do, don't mention Selbst Brauner.
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I'm glad you can quote my old posts...


I have told this joke to my Colleagues, just to see their little confused German faces...
 
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lubidog posted on Mar 2 2006 at 10:34 PM said:
Goity posted on Mar 2 2006 at 05:29 PM said:
Mein Hund hat keine Nase. Wie kann Er riechen? Schrecklich!

What ever you do, don't mention Selbst Brauner.
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I'm glad you can quote my old posts...


I have told this joke to my Colleagues, just to see their little confused German faces...
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I told it to a german and she got it.


The Selbstbrauner thing is from what my Swiss German teacher said the other week when I asked her what fake tan was in German ( I was describing some dodgy celebrity) and she said "Selbst Brauner. Self Browner. Cos that's what you do when you fake tan, you brown yourself!"
 
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Wie kann er riechen? Nein


Wie riecht er? Ya, gut gemacht! Du bist sehr lustig. Komm, ich will mit Dir schlafen...
 
Ja... äh, so kann mans auch ausdrücken. Es müsste natürlich "Wie riecht er?" heissen, damit der Witz mehr Sinn macht.
 
Witze des Deutschen sind zu den Deutschen nur lustig. Ich verstehe nicht deutsche Witze, aber ich bin kann nicht froh :)
 
...and an ooga booga to you too.
 
iignotus posted on Mar 2 2006 at 06:15 PM said:
Witze des Deutschen sind zu den Deutschen nur lustig. Ich verstehe nicht deutsche Witze, aber ich bin kann nicht froh :)
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You dont understand German jokes? Aren't you German?
 
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daclassicgamingmaster posted on Mar 2 2006 at 07:10 PM said:
iignotus posted on Mar 2 2006 at 06:15 PM said:
Witze des Deutschen sind zu den Deutschen nur lustig. Ich verstehe nicht deutsche Witze, aber ich bin kann nicht froh :)
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You dont understand German jokes? Aren't you German?
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Ja... aber nur wegen meiner Vorfahren :lol: Betreffend deutschsprechendes kann ich nicht.
 
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Sir... is your hovercraft full of eels (kudos to the one who actually "gets it")? I for one don't understand it.

Also, the joke doesn't get much funnier in english: "My dog has no nose!" - "How does he smell then?" - "Terrible."

Yes. Um. that's basically it.
 
Shikaku posted on Mar 3 2006 at 04:24 AM said:
Hanz™ posted on Mar 2 2006 at 07:42 PM said:
your hovercraft full of eels
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Doesn't that come from monty python??!
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Das heißt ein "Ständer" Witz....

=p Ich kann auch Deutch lesen...
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I don't know what you just said.
But I was correct about the monty python thing, its from the hungarian phasebook sketch, I just googled: Here!
 
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Hanz™ posted on Mar 3 2006 at 04:25 AM said:
Shikaku posted on Mar 3 2006 at 04:24 AM said:
Hanz™ posted on Mar 2 2006 at 07:42 PM said:
your hovercraft full of eels
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Doesn't that come from monty python??!
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Das heißt ein "Ständer" Witz....

=p Ich kann auch Deutch lesen...
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I don't know what you just said.
But I was correct about the monty python thing, its from the hungarian phasebook sketch, I just googled: Here!
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Yes, it is from the hungarian phrasebook sketch. And I said it because the German in this thread kinda reminded me of it.
And now: Please fondle my buttocks.


...Ständerwitz?
 
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