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TelcoLou
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My wife bought me this game the other day. I don't really like the whole 'gangsta' culture; be it music, manner of speech, dress, etc. , but I am a fan of the GTA games.
Holy fucking shit, this game rocks!
I thought I've seen it all, having been a gamer since I played my first game of Tandy Pong back in 1977. I was wrong.
I nearly wet my pants from laughing after I 'jacked' a hot dog truck (yes, it looked like the Oscar Meyer Weiner-mobile), and tried to drive it uphill, all the while aiming for pedestrians. Its lack of power and acceleration, coupled with the hotdog man still inside just added to the comedy.
I've been wanted like a dozen times now (each time, I evaded 5-O, unlike on that lame COPS show ), found a chainsaw, killed countless innocent people, beat up the counter guy in the chicken place (after he made my order, of course), got tattooed, jumped over a moving truck on a bicycle, all while completing only 2 missions.
I love my wife :wub:
Holy fucking shit, this game rocks!
I thought I've seen it all, having been a gamer since I played my first game of Tandy Pong back in 1977. I was wrong.
I nearly wet my pants from laughing after I 'jacked' a hot dog truck (yes, it looked like the Oscar Meyer Weiner-mobile), and tried to drive it uphill, all the while aiming for pedestrians. Its lack of power and acceleration, coupled with the hotdog man still inside just added to the comedy.
I've been wanted like a dozen times now (each time, I evaded 5-O, unlike on that lame COPS show ), found a chainsaw, killed countless innocent people, beat up the counter guy in the chicken place (after he made my order, of course), got tattooed, jumped over a moving truck on a bicycle, all while completing only 2 missions.
I love my wife :wub: