This thread has been simply delightful in its discourse and if I could return to any thread via a time machine it would be this one, oh yes, as we shan't the likes of that again!
Now not to Mummy or Grinch about things out of season as Mr Walken also isn't available but "That said, I think that the options discussed in it should be limited to what could possibly be stuck in the nub socket once it becomes socket based" and other suggestions that OPT could sell as add-ons, is a very interesting idea!
Without further ado about nothing sirs, or any reference to anatomical parts best left as the last chicken in the shop, I suggest a full range of peripherals be made available immediately, or at least as soon as rubber shares have returned to normal following Mr Craig's re-entry to this reality. What a guy!
Now I su-su-su-su-s-s-s-s-s-s-ssssssss...uck..ucked up a Penny Arcade and yet my socketed Pandora attachments can perform any number of tasks from in or outside the box of hope and yet its surprising how few people own one!
Don't worry sir, I'll just change that bag out and be back in a jiffy (stasis leaking 2mnths) with my multi purpose, polymorphic, timesliding, dimension jumping, better than life, or junior angler, pleasure gelf!
Just ignore the Despair Squid you bunch of twonks...
Those that didn't have the F5 luck virus on the the glorious day that Cheggers the Stupendous and he of the Evil Dawn affliction beheld unto us the Chuginater and the promised land beyond the vapor veil of discontent....where the inny & outty bits of plenty were in easy reach and calibosses nation was promised as your quaking trials rewards. Easy now, easy now...for Lo...here be the beast and its order number is?
Purple alert...
No offense meant...only joking!
"Right so Its decided then. We pre-order a Pandora"...
"So what is it?"...
"I've no idea, I've never seen one before, no one has, but I'm guessing its an open console"
"An open console?"
"Yes!. Where a corporately locked down, black as pitch console, sucks life out of its users, an open console returns it!"
"So your saying this thing is like spewing timely gaming and every new reality back into the universe?"
"Potentially yes but we'd need to consult Jacquelyn"
"So what is it?"....."Well its like relative time dilation in an incredibly compressed space!"
"Exactly what I thought"
"Anyone like any toast?"...."You sure?"
"As I thought you may have changed your mind in the meantime!"
"HowdyDoDallyDO!"...