I went to the pet store to see if they had any of these microscopic gnomes so I could emulate GBA games on my GP32. They didn't have any. They did have sea monkeys, though. The sea monkeys on the box looked pretty intelligent. I figured they could do anything that Nintendo's gnomes could do. I bought them, brought them home, and grew them in a fishbowl. I wanted them to learn how to be like the nintendo gnomes, so I threw my GBA in the bowl with them.
Then I remembered the stone golems. I didn't have any of those either. But my cat has fleas, and fleas are practically golems, so I dunked my cat in the tank too.
There was still some room in the fishtank, so I figured I'd throw in my xbox so the sea monkeys could emulate that too. It didn't fit through the opening in the top, so I had to cut it up with a saw first.
The only thing left was to get my double-plus smart sea monkeys into the GP32. The only thing I could think to do was drill a hole in the top, get a funnell, and strain the emulator soup through the GP32 itself. It worked like a charm.
Now my GP32 emulates GBA and xbox games at full spead, and smells faintly of wet cat. Next week I think I'll disolve my DVD copy of [ spam word ] Man in a vat of acetone, distill it, and strain that through my GP32. Then my GP32 will be able to cure cancer!!!
Man, this emulating stuff is easy.