Chavs..only In The Uk Or Do You Have Them Abroad?

[skysnapper]

Chavs... you know the ones, the little spotty gimps who wear mock burberry (i mean come on its tartan! My gran wears tartan) trackie bottoms often tucked into their socks ??!! (mmm very trendy!), baseball caps, hang around outside Maccy D's (see what eating mac donalds does to you!) in packs of ten or more... well they've only got one brain cell to share between them.

Most probably have chavette girlfriend called Daniella or Jordan with a scrapped backed (how much hairspray does one woman need to use) pineapple hair do in a scrunchie, sporting a pair of fetching not to mention ridiculously large cheap gold plated earings £9.95 from Argos....Attractive Not.. Scary Yes!...

Hobbies includes vandalising trains, mugging kids for their phones and not to mention mugging defenceless on ladies, smoking fags, general antisocial behaviour and shouting you "what you fooking looking" at from bus shelters when there's at least 10 of them of course..well they can't function alone.. remeber only 1 brain cell per pack besides there weak little cowards on there own.

Mode of transport that classic the Nova 1.0 with an exhaust so stupidly big

(costing more than the car itself) that most likely slows the car down due to its weight, than make it go even remotely faster..... but then their not that bright are they.... probably for

the best really!

I guess on the plus side they will most probably end up sharing a cell with a big tattoed guy called Bubba and he WILL be their best friend in the most intimate sense that'll learn them!

Anyway rant over as you can see the y really get under my skin and they seem to be multiplying at an alarming rate... I am curios whether it is a phenomena unique to the UK or they have cousins (god help us!) obviously due to inbreeding as its the only way i can think they ever came into existence in the first place.

to get an idea of what a chav is have a look at www.chavscum.co.uk or ww.sheppyscum.com

 

[Ernest]

I couldn't have defined them any better myself :lol:.

 

[PinkSpider]

aka Townies... they dont like my hair... Well I get a few nice hair mate from some scary towny girls. runs.

 

[kknd_cf]

Ahhh

 

[Mark]

Damnit they suck don't they. Stick a "me" after every sentance about themselves. "I'm the real deal, me" "I'm gonna have a 'rate' good munch, me" or the obvouis, "I fuckin' hate Paki's" Racist shits.

They can't say 'fuck' either, they say "fook" as in "what the fook are you looking at gothic boy?"

Obvouisly they labeled me a goth as I had a black jumper on.

Not the smartest people in the world, really.

 

[Dozer]

Most probably have chavette girlfriend called Daniella or Jordan with a scrapped backed (how much hairspray does one woman need to use) pineapple hair do in a scrunchie, sporting a pair of fetching not to mention ridiculously large cheap gold plated earings £9.95 from Argos....Attractive Not.. Scary Yes!...

You forgot the accessory baby which they gave birth to around the same time that they dropped out of gcses. Who, depending if they're over 2 or not, will almost certainly be sharing their parents fags.

 

[unlucky]

The numbers are ever increasing in sheffield its becoming pretty annoying

 

[Ernest]

The young chav's are the ones i find the most ridiculous the most offensive thing they can think of to say to me is when ive said something to one of them is "you've got long hair" or "get your hair cut", i mean for a start its not new to me that i have long hair i havent been walkin round for ages not noticing i have long hair and theres no way im gonna get it cut for some mouthy little shit, i mean seriously who the fuck do they think they are, they wont even look at you unless theres about 5 of them, sheesh.

 

[thebluenewt]

I'm tempted to do a PhD studying them. Regional variations are very interesting.

For example in Newcastle they're known as chava's, they wear kappa, none of this burberry stuff for them and the baseball caps can't be worn properly, they have to be careful balanced on their heads.

Now in Liverpool they pull their socks over their trackie bottoms and I think they're called scallies or something. Strange indeed.

They are a real problem though, I just don't understand where they've come from.

 

[skysnapper]

They are a real problem though, I just don't understand where they've come from.

in breeding...

chavs, scallies, neds, townies... chavs is my favourite but collectively wankers is most suited

 

[Dozer]

They are a real problem though, I just don't understand where they've come from.

in breeding...

chavs, scallies, neds, townies... chavs is my favourite but collectively wankers is most suited

They're called kevs or townies down south B) (yes, or wankers).

 

[PinkSpider]

They frequently find the need to tell me I have pink hair... it didnt just appear... I should act shocked one time and start pulling it out or something <_<

 

[bringoutthegimp]

theyre not too bad. the reason they hang around in groups is because theyre all fucking pussies and cant handle a fight by themselves. theres this annoying runt of a chav at my school who is cheeky to everyone but is gimpy as hell. he thinks he's solid but since he's such a runt he cant pull it off, but unfortunately he's got "contacts" so you cant touch him. its funny though when none of his mates are around, like at pe, he stays silent and the guy even opened a door for me and said sorry when he was in my way. recently there has been an influx of 14-16 year old girls pushing babies around in prams. i enjoy laughing at them. to pinkspider: having stupidly coloured hair is just asking for trouble, shit, i would probably point and laugh if i saw you. also chavs slagging "goths" is alright since the majority are arrogant tossers and look stupid as hell in their homo erotic korn and slipknot shirts, these type of goths are more commonly known as "mini-moshers" or "sweaties" and are normally as bad as chavs in terms of doing retarded stuff. i dont have a problem with people wearing baggy clothes etc but if youve got an attitude problem and act foolishly you deserve to get beat down

 

[PinkSpider]

lol... i love my hair

I like it when they say shit... its funny. I mean I know I have pink hair, everyone that I care about liking it likes it; what do I care if a few townies dont like it lol.

 

[Rico]

Football hooligan syndrome. Something about 'people in groups descend to the morals of the lowest member' which means some twat drags everyone else down with him. Also you can't get into so much trouble while you're with other people - 'reduced responsibility'? Collective conscience, plots, plans, tricks, shennanigans. Best left alone to implode.

 

[El_Diablo]

yeah, "diffusion of responsibility" its called, that coupled with "pluralistic ignorance", basically scallies not only dont think its their problem if they all smash up a bus shelter, the 'group' did it not an individual. That and when one of the group is laying into someone they either join in or sit back as if its not their problem to do anything about, I mean after all, why arent any of the other scallies in their group saving the victims?...must be ok then

chavs in my area are seriously dangerous, theres a huge group near me who all have motor bikes and call eachother to join in when they start fights...

as regarding that comment about people being arrogant who are "goths" or whatever, that is the dumbest thing ive ever heard, laughing or pointing at someone who likes different music to you is ludicrous, you assume cause someone likes a certain kind of music they deserve "beat downs"? maybe their moody cause they constantly get shit from people like you...

rant over

ps Im not a goth, just the whole issue pisses me off

 

[PinkSpider]

Yea.... I know a few goths... they are ok. I myself am deffinately not goth tho.. doubt they would wear pink and shit lol. Although I would/ will wear makeup (only when clubbling/ to scare the shit out of my grandma)... Only pink things tho... note im a pink freak.... People kinda assume im gay lol...

 

[El_Diablo]

I used to get called a goth cause most of my wardrobe was black stuff...Im a huge black fan ya see

I'm about as far from a goth as you get ie. dont listen to gothic music or go to the goth nights at clubs or whatever, I just like rock music, but round here that instantly means your a goth! :lol:

 

[PinkSpider]

Well I go to rock nights at clubs dont usually hang around in the metal room. My clothes are mostly black/ blue but I will wear any colour... esp pink . Im not a big fan of metal either.. I love Jrock mostly lol.. not gonna find that in many/ any UK clubs tho

 

[El_Diablo]

My music taste ranges hugely from jrock like straightener, art-school, xjapan to really heavy stuff from the west like Norma Jean (christian HXC) and all the way to quite instrumental introvert rock like Pedro The Lion or Red House Painters...

if you go to a club though, you wanna dance, not mosh, i couldnt care less how bad the pop rooms are, there always where the best drunken funs at...that or D&B