Hence Laminate flooring with a decent sound proof underlay....even the carpenter cant stomp the hamster looking for his missing cigs and misses Migs the marvelous moggy and her incontinence issues is no more!
All thanks to 'Crappily Printed Synthetic Plastic Wood Man'* **
*"Endorsed by a mean woman in Coventry.com"
**Lyrics by Radiohead
Note: No priest holes or bryl cream, apple pips, coffee grounds or other lethal chemical weapons, covered by laminates, are exempt from total government intrusion, collusion and public confusion.