A Concerned Parent Speaks Out Against Snes Booty


Captainbubby

Captainbubby

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Look at what you fiends have done to my poor Cecil!! Me and some of the girls will be knocking on the doors of Gp32x demanding some answers regarding this sinful coven of lustful rapscallions such as yourselves....

...Right after 7th Heaven

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If I may suggest...

Next panel:

*Mother looking menacingly over son*
Son: I just wondered what it meant mummy, please don't hurt me!
Mother: Hold still while I teach you not to use dirty words. Say hello to mister thumbscrew!


Final Panel:

*Son holding a curved knife over a bloodied rabbit corpse*
Son: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtan!
Mother: OH NO! The dirty words on GP32x has driven my son to satanism!
 
I can see the headline now..

GP2XXX! Homebrew Console peddles sex to our children!
or
Hellspawn Linux Console Bootys up again!

A mere six months after it is released, the GP2x is causing untold damage to our precious little children, this time in the form of its 'mascot', OpenSlut*. For weeks cartoons have been shown with it sleeping with other consoles with LEWD SEXUAL OVERTONES. This is unacceptable. The latest, 'SNES Booty', depicts a veritable orgy between OpenSlut and three classic SNES games. It was met with a booming response, even with its catchphrase: "All over my face, baby!" being printed on T-shirts in Hong Kong right now. RZPoA is currently picketing and protesting outside what we assume to be GamePark headquarters - Wal*Mart in Idaho. This is the third strike against the Gamepark console, for more information read our previous stories:
Open Source will kill our children. and
GP32 causes massacre of old consoles - Not such a walk in the Park?


Ridiculously Zealous Parents of America aims to stop this child abuse against our precious little children. Soon we shall be free to live in a country rid of these communist abberations! Where our kids watch good, american mainstream TV 8 hours in the day! Play only the most popular games!

Next week: Ngage used in Satanic Rituals - Sidetalking with the devil.

*Fabrication of the news, but it sounds shocking to the audience.

XP
 
Khatoblepas posted on Feb 13 2006 at 01:35 PM said:
Hellspawn Linux Console takes a very long time to Booty up again!
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What's with this "protect your children from the real world" nonsense? Honestly, anything you see in movies or in games (or even on the gp32x forums) is no match for what you can get on BBC News 24 and/or BBC Parliament!

Oh, and a kid who dresses like that is already warped, there's no way to save you son now, woman!
 
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Lmao!



But in all seriousness, you shouldn't WANT your kids to absorb as much sensual media, violence, swearing, etc as they can...
 
FluffyPanda posted on Feb 13 2006 at 08:08 AM said:
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtan!
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damn, I will get sued soon, I bet! BOOT-AY! Even worse is when you see "certain" music video where they sing about humps... an outting choco pops in her "milk" ... o_O
 
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