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Klumpen? You're going to try to find examples to refute what happens to us in death? Maybe you're looking to argue points that aren't necessary. I was born with wisps of hair and I will go out with some....I hope that you live forever, being able to contradict all of life's truths. You make...

Maybe we're all babies. No? Then it's just me then. I miss my umbilical cord, I grew attached to it. We come into the world bald, screaming and in diapers and that's the way that we go out...at least that's the way that I'm going. I'm no Jim Morrison.

Thank you Michael/ED. You came through and delivered me a great device yesterday. Thank you. The GPD Win is an amazing device. Here is where I eat some crow or get some syrup poured allover me...Either way, I'm a happy customer AGAIN and will melt away... My temper tantrum was probably not...

You always seem to induce laughter in this middle-aged goofball. I love this. Total nonsense....deliberated.

Why not just buy a self-help book about masturbation? Sure, it's a hands-on approach and I hear that it's the gift that keeps on giving...

^^^ I know, somehow, that you've always wanted to utter those words...

Last night I dreamed that I was an ice cream cone and I tried to eat myself! (that's probably a "Seinfeld" joke from way back)...

Whoa. This suddenly went dark and weird. So what you're saying is that ED is german and he's into funpain? I'm not willing to go there. Nope.

Great news indeed...and I'm not even going to ask for a discount/rebate this time! I've always wanted a steam-powered handheld computer! Wait...did I read this wrong?...(ducks for cover)... It's not easy being me.

^^^ That's hilarious. Not that your preference(s) aren't right, but that it would hinder you from buying the end-all-be-all of handheld units. It slices, it dices... who knows what it will do next? Send them an email/post and they'll put it in a feature just for you. I'd mention ditching...

Hey, this thread is still active? Awesome! Outside of the "(bad)joke appreciation corner", this thread has brought me the most laughs. Where do I start? Looks like their Facebook page has been taken down or moved - that link don't work no mo'. I love what little info they have given....it's...

My apologies for earlier. I need to keep things light and jokey - especially here. So...

Still one of the classiest Moderators on the intertubes. Profanity and a mocking video. Nice.

"Didn't he give you the discounted shipping before you made this public?" No. I made posts about my situation back in November, 2016. ED responded (dismissed them) at the time. I was getting some sporadic correspondence from ED before I opened this particular thread, but I was convinced that...

Okay. Donald Trump is giving you an idea on what he likes as a beverage. He suggests that "caffeinated drinks" are fine, but he hasn't partaken of them. He's like me, he's not done drugs. He's a good guy that you have to give a chance. He's an anti-drug guy. He's against what the US...

I placed the order. Like I said before, if I had been informed that shipping would be $65, than I probably would've balked at the purchase(s). Normally these type of world-wide shipping deals to the USA are around $20~ish...usually less. Also, I did say that I never got any emails over the...

What do you call a Cow with no legs? Ground beef. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? He died.

Yeah....any fundamental fumbles? Anything noteworthy? Do tell.