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    Why did the dad joke cross the road? 1626365757 How do you keep an idiot occupied?
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    Windows 11

    Meh... I think I'll just give AnBox a spin instead... EDIT: I'll probably have to eventually upgrade to it at work... but not enthused at all.
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    What are you playing this weekend/these days?

    I've been slowly working my way through Black Mesa. Alongside this I'm playing Subnautica on the Switch and last night I tried out Quaver which is pretty cool actually.
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    No that's easy! Dire rear!
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    What was the movie!? :cool:
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    I got offered a job as a football mascot, dressed like a banana...
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    How does Luke Skywalker say bye to his dad?
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    Jack and Bob went on a plane for their holiday. They got seated slightly apart. Bob yelled "Hi" to his friend and then panic ensued.
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    On an unrelated note, I too am reading a book titled: "The complete alternative history of glue." It's a long read, but I'm sticking to it! 1618822665 I once met a man from Nantucket, Who had a large hole in his bucket, Tried to fix it with glue, And with cellotape too, But I couldn't
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    I once invented a game-changing hair dryer but I became disheartened when people kept telling me how much it blows.
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    I once invented a game changing vacuum cleaner, but I became disheartened after customer after customer kept telling me how much it sucked...
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    How do you make a banana split? -I find insulting it until it's diminishing self-esteem forces it to run away is fairly effective, but I guess you could politely just ask it to leave. -First make sure it's sufficiently warmed up, we don't want any pulled muscles. -Normally with a knife.
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    "I hear your Aunt is dropping bird-keeping to become a porn-star...?" "I guess she knows how to handle a cockatoo!"
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    "Hey look son, all the cows on the field are falling asleep... go on then, you better get ready too" "Why's that dad?" "Well it's pasture bedtime"
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