Linux = Terrorism


It's great how they turn everything that's good about Linux into something that supports terrorism...

Like, "Linux is too stable, so users are encouraged to leave their PCs on all night, causing power shortages." HA.

"But with other pro-American, environmentally-friendly computer platforms, the periodic crashes prompt most admins to shut the machines off when not in use."

So because we have a better OS, we're un-American and environmentally unfreindly? Heh.

Whoever wrote this is a comedic genious.
 
The second lik is where the first lik came from... SCO is sueing IBM for 'stealing the Linux Source from them'.
 
lol "The problem with today's anti-virus software is that it only attacks the symptoms, not the root of the problem... which as we all know, is Windows."
 
Much as I hate to support one sided statements which probably come from Linux zealots (the most annoying group of users there is I reckon, but NOT to be confused with people who are just Pro-Linux) that's probably true ;) Why, I feel safe to say that my Linux box is 100% secure from remote attack or viral infection! Why? It's got no network connections whatsoever and it's floppy drive is broken :p
 
Much as I hate to support one sided statements which probably come from Linux zealots (the most annoying group of users there is I reckon, but NOT to be confused with people who are just Pro-Linux) that's probably true ;) Why, I feel safe to say that my Linux box is 100% secure from remote attack or viral infection! Why? It's got no network connections whatsoever and it's floppy drive is broken :p
yeah my floppy drive is broken but I have the webternet
 
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Then you are still vulnerable. We at securoteX recommend you unplug all network connections to your computer. Then slice all the network cables into little bits. Now do the same for your power cable (make sure power is OFF before attempting this or electrocution may result)

Carefully remove each individual component of your computer, and slice each one into many small pieces/break with a clawhammer according to taste.

Carefully place each individual fragment in a seperate bag, and throw each into a different incinerator/nuclear reactor core.

Your computer is now totally secure.
 
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