What To Buy For Valentines Day?


Klown posted on Feb 6 2005 at 09:58 PM said:
A punch in the cunt.
Is that shock comedy? Am I supposed to laugh because it's such a shock? You'd probably like Jimmy Carr.
 
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kknd_cf posted on Feb 7 2005 at 05:51 PM said:
Klown posted on Feb 6 2005 at 09:58 PM said:
A punch in the cunt.
Is that shock comedy? Am I supposed to laugh because it's such a shock? You'd probably like Jimmy Carr.

Maybe he doesn't like women :p
 
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skysnapper posted on Feb 7 2005 at 06:41 PM said:
kknd_cf posted on Feb 7 2005 at 05:51 PM said:
Klown posted on Feb 6 2005 at 09:58 PM said:
A punch in the cunt.
Is that shock comedy? Am I supposed to laugh because it's such a shock? You'd probably like Jimmy Carr.

Maybe he doesn't like women :p
Haha, good point, watch Deliverance for your male sadism-themed entertainment!
 
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c0ncept posted on Feb 7 2005 at 04:47 PM said:
learn from experience: put your fingers in your ears this time

[edit] seriously though, every girl should have a vibrator. I suggest the rabbit.
I did, they where loud.
 
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skysnapper posted on Feb 7 2005 at 07:41 PM said:
kknd_cf posted on Feb 7 2005 at 05:51 PM said:
Klown posted on Feb 6 2005 at 09:58 PM said:
A punch in the cunt.
Is that shock comedy? Am I supposed to laugh because it's such a shock? You'd probably like Jimmy Carr.

Maybe he doesn't like women :p

Maybe Klown is a woman. :eek:

Trooper
 
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trooper posted on Feb 7 2005 at 07:58 PM said:
skysnapper posted on Feb 7 2005 at 07:41 PM said:
kknd_cf posted on Feb 7 2005 at 05:51 PM said:
Klown posted on Feb 6 2005 at 09:58 PM said:
A punch in the cunt.
Is that shock comedy? Am I supposed to laugh because it's such a shock? You'd probably like Jimmy Carr.

Maybe he doesn't like women :p

Maybe Klown is a woman. :eek:

Trooper


Now Thats Shock comedy
 
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buy her roses, they eat it up

last year i bought a girl a single red rose every day of the week up until valentines day, then on valentines day i bought her a dozen

cost me a pretty penny, but the upside is its cheaper than a prostitute
 
Oh my god, you people are awful! Cheaper than a prostitue, i mean come on guys?!? Have you never been to clapham common and met any-holes-a-goal jenny? 3 quid a time?!?!? cheap as chips!
 
loz_the_guru posted on Feb 7 2005 at 10:00 PM said:
Oh my god, you people are awful! Cheaper than a prostitue, i mean come on guys?!? Have you never been to clapham common and met any-holes-a-goal jenny? 3 quid a time?!?!? cheap as chips!
Haha, nice joke.
 
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PinkSpider posted on Feb 7 2005 at 02:15 PM said:
If this years valentines day is like the last ill be off my face then get to listen to some friends shagging.

Sigh.
Ah, PinkSpider can brighten up even the most depressing threads with his tales of hilarious woe and misery.
 
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Ive not seen a case of pink spidering in teh chatbox for ages. Well, not like the hardcore old-skool stuff we used to have with Kat1 and Kat2. Someone supply? Maybe have identically named sisters this time for that extra twist to keep us all hooked?
 
sensible GP32 posted on Feb 7 2005 at 02:34 PM said:
since this year im doomed to spend this years valentines day alone with a copy of razzle ill share my perls of wisdom.

for me it was about looking after my special lady',

so start with breakfast in bed' with one of her favorties, all my ex's seemed to be veggies so i cooked em a breakfast with alot veggie things in it.

take em out some place in the day' someplace you can just take it easy and have a nice day'

then in the evening get her some nice flowers, (cliche, i know but they love it) try to find out what there favorite flowers are.

then have a lazy evening watching deeveedee's

putty in your hands m8, after all valentines day for men is about looking after your lady and for ladies its about being looked after.

hope that works, but hell what would i know im a hopeless romantic

:)
err i do that for her everyday, minus the flowers. :I kinda out of ideas for valentine's day.
 
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