Ah!.. What's happening? it thought.
     Er, excuse me, who am I?
     Hello?
     Why am I here? What's my purpose in life?
     What do I mean by who am I?
     Calm down, get a grip now... oh! this is  an  interesting  sensation, what is it? It's a sort of... yawning, tingling sensation in  my...  my... well I suppose I'd better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I  shall call the world, so let's call it my stomach.
     Good. Ooooh, it's getting quite strong. And hey,  what's  about  this whistling roaring sound going past what I'm  suddenly  going  to  call  my head? Perhaps I can call that... wind! Is that a good  name?  It'll  do... perhaps I can find a better name for it later when  I've  found  out  what it's for. It must be something  very  important  because  there  certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What's this thing? This...  let's call it a tail - yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about  pretty good can't I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn't  seem to achieve very much but I'll probably find out what it's for later on. Now - have I built up any coherent picture of things yet?
     No.
     Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out  about, so much to look forward to, I'm quite dizzy with anticipation...
     Or is it the wind?
     There really is a lot of that now isn't it?
     And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a  big  wide  sounding name like... ow... ound... round... ground! That's it! That's a good  name - ground!
     I wonder if it will be friends with me?
     And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.