So like, Magus is fat. I think let's make fun of him for it.
And that one guy, Goity, he's got a "G" in his name, let's make fun of him for that.
And Klown's name says "Klown." PERFECT! What a loser! HAHAHAHA!
Hmmmm. Who's next?
Oh, me, I've got red hair, which means nothing, but I better...