Bzzgrl103: you're sexy!!!!
Clippa: you're not wrong there, goes without saying really but thanks anyway
Bzzgrl103: what bar do you work at?
Bzzgrl103: can i come see you?
Clippa: I don't work at a bar, I work in an abatoir
Clippa: you can come down anytime you like
Bzzgrl103: aba what...