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  1. Dark Pulse

    Sega Dreamcast, Saturn And Mega Drive Hardware Coming From Retro-Bit in 2018

    You don't even know the credentials of this lawyer, and yet you're attacking them? This is beyond belief. Have you no sense of decency, or any tact whatsoever? Do you not understand how you are making yourself and your project look? I'd be goddamn embarrassed if that were me, and as someone who...
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    I need to make a voice changer...

    By that logic, whacking yourself in the crotch really hard also does the trick and costs nothing whatsoever. ;)
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    Sega Dreamcast, Saturn And Mega Drive Hardware Coming From Retro-Bit in 2018

    I feel like I don't have much of a place or a reason to wade into this conversation - I'm just a user, not developer - but I'll try. As much as it sucks to say it, the inherent risk of open-source is that it 100% depends on the honor system. This is why a lot of older emulators, especially, are...
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    Silence!

    To be fair, that isn't by choice - there are no open-source options for it, and ED has stated he would prefer that if it were at all possible... but it isn't. So if you feel like disassembling the binary and reimplementing it in an open-source way, go for it, or find some hardware of...
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    Awful game ideas.

    Lawnmower of course. Dig Dug would be fun. That and when it actually does hit that hard, people try to help shovel and snowblow you out, so blowing them up would be bad.
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    Silence!

    As well as goodness. :p
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    Awful game ideas.

    "Shovel It! ...The Buffalo Snow Game." I've played it. Let me tell ya, it was about as fun as it looks!
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    Silence!

    You said we shouldn't do the happy dance yet. Can we do the Carlton Dance instead? EDIT: When prototypes begin getting made, can we get ED doing the Carlton Dance?
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    Awful game ideas.

    Seven words. Desert Bus 2: Around-The-World Edition. (Also known as Desert Bus 2: Bus Harder.)
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    Analyzing 4GB RAM

    However, in that time, they have gotten excellent at synchronized sitting and posing, with each and every subject adopting a look of "Two months. I'm totally fine with it. Totally. It doesn't bother me at all. I was BORN for two months." EvilDragon's Pavlovian Conditioning of his customers...
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    Just a bunch of pics

    They do not, however, become skidless. But at least they'll render HTML5 rock-solid, so you've got that going for you at least.
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    Analyzing 4GB RAM

    Do as Emmanuel Lasker did - become a cheerful pessimist.
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    Analyzing 4GB RAM

    As others have said, I wasn't attacking ED, I was defending him. We're nearly there - I'm excited. My stance on the issue was as it was four months ago: One last major bug to get nipped (the 4 GB RAM bug), further testing/simulations to make sure anything else that was problematic got done...
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    Analyzing 4GB RAM

    While admittedly I hadn't factored in stuff like Chinese New Year adding further delays, this is about the speed of progress I expected, yep. So with four months gone out of my estimate, you know what that means. Two months. For reals.
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    Just a bunch of pics

    Usually you have to use words like "humbug" to achieve it, but sure, I guess you got me there.
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    Just a bunch of pics

    Nah, it doesn't work that way either. Absinthe isn't wine at all. It's a spirit.
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    Just a bunch of pics

    Guys, Pyra, like any other computer, operates in binary. It's 10 months. Get it right.
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    Just a bunch of pics

    Pretty sure that Willy Wonka encouraged you to eat scrumdiddlyumptious candy, and not peroxides and chemicals that could eat a hole through your esophagus. I'm pretty sure it was teenagers being dumb that invented the tide pod challenge, or stuff like the cinnamon challenge, the salt and ice...
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    Just a bunch of pics

    We're replacing the wonky chip with some wonka chips.
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    Awful game ideas.

    You've seen them in action before - Hadoukens, Burn Knuckles, Dragon Installs, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception. But have you seen what happens... AFTER THE FIGHT? Can you shake hands with your opponent before the Guilt Meter maxes out? Execute devastating Super Sorries to let your opponent know...
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