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Granted, little kids now love you when you shoot them and soon they over run your house. (+ they are very hyper) I wish I had a real life portal gun and the feet shock absorbers.

You are a ninja, but when you try scale a building to sneak in, you fall off killing yourself. I wish there was another simcity game.

Granted, it causes your post to corrupt the wrong wish causing you to get ban for not following the rules. I wish there was a undo button if you get ninja'd

Granted, you try finding the difference but you never do and go blind for squinting at the monitor too long. I wish overclocking didn't have any risks.

It changes to green, matrix green. We stay on the forums to long and soon everything we see has a green tint and we don't know if we are in the real world or not. I wish I didn't have to dissect a fish today.

Granted, 1 non-moderator post with bad news. No one is made moderator anymore but instead made admin and they will soon kill the forums. I wish the forums weren't going to die.

Granted, you work very long hours. It soon becomes a work camp and they never let you leave and you don't get paid. I wish my mp3 player had android on it.

Granted, you have surgery to make you taller. When you leave the hospital you hit your head on the door way out. (and all the other door ways too) I wish my internet was faster.

You find a pen, but it is a prank pen that squirts ink all over your face. I wish I was physically fit.

You go up to heaven for a day visit only so you can see what you missed. I wish I could sell my extra PC hardware.

Granted, the school saves so much money that they start buying overpriced ipads that you have to use instead because they are "greener than laptops." I wish people were smart enough to always update their anti-virus.

You do, but you find them in the garbage dump and garbage buries you before you got out in time. I wish UPS would ship things faster.

Life is now free but has micro-payments. I wish I could visit CES.

Since you wished for nothing you get every possible corrupt wish making the rest of your miserable. I wish I could control time.

Your wishes are no longer corrupt but you forgot to pay the wish tax so they go back to being corrupt again. I wish Apple would go out of business.

You get your pickled jalapeño but they are a 100yrs old and make very ill. I wish my car could drive itself.

Granted, but he didn't arrive in one piece. I wish Ubuntu had more support.

Granted, Alec never existed. I wish I was done with school.

You become a moderator but you corrupt the server and it deletes all the moderators including you. I wish I didn't have to update my Wii.

It doesn't matter anymore, funding is cut and it exists no more. I wish I had triple monitors.