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Why must it be up t'north all the blummin' time? Have it down here so that we Southerners don't have to invest in lead shielded hazmat suits to wade into the greasy chippy fog and learn a new language to communicate with the local beings.

Hard to say, I spent a lot of time on Syndicate back in the day. I wrung Baldur's Gate 2 for all it was worth, not sure how many hours that took though. It may well be Star Control 2 in the end.

Why don't you just contact the government and ask for your files? "AHA! you see, I told you I was on the toilet between 17:13 and 17:20, it says so on page 12,044, it was medium beige, partially segmented and of varying consistency"

hmm

I just finished Dead Island, flawed but very entertaining. Epic Astro Story - nice but it rarely feels like I'm getting anywhere. Voxatron - utterly brilliant, if you haven't played this yet and you enjoy retro styled games then get thee to it right naw. Ben there, Dan that: Time gentlemen...

I just read the update on Techradar http://www.techradar...tration-1073757 Shopto.net were offering a £3 discount if you gave them your gift cards, but they've pulled the offer now after they were met with a massive backlash from people accusing them of bad taste. The administration company...

They aren't redeeming gift cards :angry: That's £15 down the potty! I can see how reward points and refunds won't be processed, but gift cards are basically your money, they should refund all of these immediately as far as I'm concerned.

Oh you boys will all be whizzing around the neighbourhood with your 512mb and I'll be in my front garden, shaking my 256mb fist at you for flattening my tulips

I desperately need to get down there and spend my £15 christmas gift card before they sink into the murky diarrhoea, unfortunately that discount will only make whichever game I buy the actual price it should cost

I got totally hooked on Gynoug back in the day, I was able to complete it without losing any lives in the end! That brings up the interesting point though, games were much harder but what they meant was that you had to spend many extra hours on them learning the levels and the patterns of the...

Possibly... how many women will it get me, and would I have to become black?

Hi ED, I'm sorry this may have been asked before, please feel free to ignore, but I was wondering: I've had my Pandora for around a year now and the case has developed a couple of tiny cracks, nothing I'm worried about, but I thought that if the newly produced cases are much greater quality...

perhaps not your cup of eggnog, naysayers, perhaps not, but this is my ideal concept and I would buy it within 18.6 microseconds if it were real. *resumes daydream*

As we're all in the realms of fantasy right now, I thought I'd share my idea for the P2. This is basically what I would consider my ideal handheld. It's based on the idea that I often find myself wishing that the Pandora wasn't a clamshell at all, I much prefer pick-up-and-go designs so I...

Are you chewing bubblegum, or are you all out?

I have a ceramic white PS3 controller that is now Commodore 64 yellow, yet my step-daughter's DSi is still as white as a dove... Nintendo know secrets about pristine whiteness that everyone else needs to learn

Chickens and egg ladies. You've got to love the Germans!

I'm a big fan of ceramic white

Skyrim... bloody Skyrim...

I make a royal hash of Valentines day every single year, always in the dog house with my girlfriend (nothing unusual there then). I just absolutely hate it, I literally can't bring myself to put on the sparkly pink shroud and show everyone how romantic I am, it stirs absolutely zero emotions in...