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A limbo dancer walks into a bar...

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<3 That is all.

Got me by surprise too - it seems this isn't a thread, but a question. So the site seems to handle this like stackoverflow/etc. - top rated answers go first. So the whole thing looks quote confusing now, because you can't comment on replies like on other sides, just quote others in your post...

I don't think the post count is one of the main motivations for frequent posting here, however I don't see any point in having a post count to begin with, since it doesn't really convey any useful or meaningful information at all. (because quantity ≠ quality and because the post frequency would...

A blind criminal walks into a bar. Then moves back to the other side of his cell.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/I3E9U3GDrmI?feature=oembed

Oooh, so you wired up the caps/num/scrolllock status outputs (that powered the LEDs) to relays/servos or something instead? That's quite an awesome idea, I shall steal it maybe... I have some old keyboards that could be put to good use :D PS: Instead of embedding, you could also use an old...

Neat :D but... what kind of lazors does it shoot? :D

commas, what's that?

I have a German children's book called  "Vom kleinen Maulwurf, der wissen wollte, wer ihm auf den Kopf gemacht hat", literally "About the little mole, that wanted to know, who 'did' [poo-poo] on his head". Just found out they made an animation based on it :D...

Yeah, I was mostly happy about this news because it happens way too rarely in the US that laws are removed/fixed if they violate the constitution...

This sign deserves some p ...

Reminds me of: I want to die peacefully during sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and flailing, like his car passengers.

WASN'T ME - er, I mean: congrats! Nice to hear the first step towards having your own personal army is already in progress! Best wishes to the three of you!

... quite fluffy! Thanks for asking!  :P Also: Nice to meet you Unusual FaeMinx! ;) I'm sheepluva and I introduced myself in the Introduction Thread ^_^

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:blink:   Ouch, horrible! Maybe you should report your mattress to the police, for domestic abuse <_<

Ooh. Neat stuff! Also this topic is a clear setup for a "Yo mamma" joke/response :P