"By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth"
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of them are stupider than that"
"I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!"
"If it requires a uniform, it’s a worthless endeavour"
"Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself"
"Most people with low self-esteem have earned it"
"I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to"