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    Where Is Sony [Member]

    Can't you read? Do you not see our Official Seal? We are the motha fuggin FBI! Also, our IP is classified. We COULD tell you, but then we'd have to kill you. And despite our TV reputation, we do not like killing people. We don't even like to beat them up. Luckily, President Obama is a...
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    Where Is Sony [Member]

    We at the FBI may or may not know where the individual known as "SONY" is. Unfortunately, we are not allowed to divulge any information on this subject. In fact, we are not even allowed to divulge whether or not we have any information to divulge. We just like the word "divulge". However...
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    Spoke To The Factory

    Excellent! This means President Obama's daughter, Tishanda, is now safe! National Security is restored! Now everyone in the building gets to go back to Solitaire and Minesweeper. I shoulda joined the CIA. Also, one of our posts got deleted! We realise it was likely due to an offensive word...
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    Here Is What Will Be Happening.

    We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor.
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    Here Is What Will Be Happening.

    We insist upon going with the prototype version. It is a matter of National Security.
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    All Good Things...

    We saw that.
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