Werty?


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I was bored, so I read some lol files for a good laugh and I stumble upon another of those weird werty threads. Now, there seems to be an email address this guy always puts into his posts (werty@swissinfo.org). I googled it and I was presented with a list of other threads he opened in other forums, posts he wrote in response and newsgroup posts he apparently made.

This guy is either an absolute nut-case or a genius. He is not however a bot... I think the guy must be some sort of a deranged oldschool programmer. Maybe someday, he started to think in asm or even in hex, and now he only outputs weird BS not comprehensible for our simple and trivial minds...

discuss...
 
... just another troll looking for attention. At least he's entertaining and inventive :p

I'll bet he's good friends with John Titor :lol:
 
Shifty said:
TelcoLou said:
At least he's entertaining and inventive
Then why was he banned?

I don't know. I'm no longer a mod. If I were though, I'd just keep chucking his topics into the LOL files.
 
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He's not banned: profile

This document is particularly interesting by the way, 5-star read! Search the page for Author: wertyDate: 17:36 19-01-07 - it's a post that explains more about this fine chap.
 
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Alex. said:
He's not banned: profile

This document is particularly interesting by the way, 5-star read! Search the page for Author: wertyDate: 17:36 19-01-07 - it's a post that explains more about this fine chap.


... wow. I love this guy!!

I was off; he's definitely friends with John Titor :lol:
 
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okay... the guy is absolutely banzai... still entertaining though as said before.
 
He can't possibly be human...he thinks McDonald's is owned by the Government and that the UK doesn't tax businesses.
 
TelcoLou said:
Alex. said:
He's not banned: profile

This document is particularly interesting by the way, 5-star read! Search the page for Author: wertyDate: 17:36 19-01-07 - it's a post that explains more about this fine chap.


... wow. I love this guy!!

I was off; he's definitely friends with John Titor :lol:

:D :D I think he is the first certifiable software-only cyborg :ph34r: .

I think that it could for sure be possible, but then we have crossed into a Twilight Zone/Star Trek thing where he is like Pike and the blinks mean code.
 
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It looks rather like werty is sometimes a deranged person (i.e. here, it looks almost normal) and other times some kind of bot (read further down the page).

Confusing.
 
he seems obsessed with forth,arm9,killing linux
look for his profile in comp.lang.forth and i think its a script+human (maybe so he don't have to respond in person to some posters)
 
Not a down syndrom. I would guess asperger or something...
 
Your example of "Normal" werty is this:
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Modules loaded or compiled after the image is running , is poison .
Make files and includes and etc etc are poison ..

They do not work . They cause flood and bloat and doc's
of 100's of pages . Forth has no docs nor manuals .

You cant port s/w by flipping a s/w switch ...
You must integrate everything , test it , and flash it
for each CPU . No Exceptions ., no later additions
...

Linux has problems because they try to "build"
a kernel using "make" files , after its compiled !
It does NOT work . Compiling does NOT work .

What does work , is to write a thin layer at the bottom
of Host Forth , called Meta Forth . Thus 90% of the
host Forth will be ported to target , unaltered
Only the thin layer will be targets opcodes
Use Forths Prims to create target assembler ,
and you are 90% done
And it goes into the same dictionary !
When your ready , Forth builds the
binary , ready to boot on target cpu .

There is no easier nor faster method to port
OpSys .
And its so simple to show a programmer !

Everything is simpler in Forth .


I'm sorry, but... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

EDIT: Also, QUOTE
we will give a free Forth ,on ARM9 that will be faster than a P4


:lol:
 
I agree this guy is a genius/nutcase. How can someone consistently make up detailed bullshit like that and almost make it believable haha.
 
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somebody should make
1. werty fortune mod
2. t-shirts with werty quotes
3. werty keyboards
4. werty sign of approval
5. werty certified forth guru lessons
6. werty religion
etc.etc

i would buy a t-shirt in a blink of an eye ;)
 
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