The New Alvin Cap!

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  1. Alvin

    Alvin Member

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    As if GP2X modding couldn't evolve even further, I have spend seconds creating the ultimate modification out of caps I own!

    I have hundreds of these caps, and they can be yours for only $1 including shpping and VAT worldwide!

    This limited edition modification's stock is limited, so order yours soon, whilce stocks last!

    BUT WAIT!
    That's not it!

    As if this deal couldn't get any better, it is easy to fit and remove. Once applied, just squeeze the sides and push down on the cap to release, it's THAT easy! The cap is 1.5mm over the normal joy-stick and does not damage your system in any way! It's humped for ease of use and doesn't need any knowledge to put it on or take it off!

    AND YES
    MORE!

    You can even GLUE this marvel to your GP2X and then remove to take off the inside bit and leave an indented part without worrying that you'll slip and scratch something with a razor! (use super-glue for this)

    THE ALVIN CAP! IN STORES NOW FOR ONLY $1!

    FEEL THE FUTURE
    BE THE FUTURE
    MAKE ME GURU


    The Alvin Cap comes with a warranty until my life ends or I end up in hospital until I die! I am 13 years old now, think how long that is! I will refund any caps that do not meet standards (there are none, so you can say all of them break and get loads!), all for the little price of $1!

    And who says this cap sucks? Well, these guys sure don't!

    YES, our very own Chuck Norris endorses this product! WHY MISS OUT!?

    Hear that!? YES! This cap has been approved by the one and only W. Churchill and guaranteed to beat DaveC's cap in functionality, comfort and looks!

    THE NEW ALVIN CAP!
    BUY TODAY!
     
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  2. lubidog

    lubidog Very Active Member

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    The Boards have reached a new high.
     
  3. nickspoon

    nickspoon vultum stultum habes

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    I heartily endorse this event and/or product.
     
  4. Loubear

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    OMG! I have to get this! It's so cheap, and it ever so vaguely reminds me of a used condom and a snapple cap!
     
  5. Phil

    Phil FAPPO!

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    I'd buy that for a dollar!


    Oh wait!.......I can!
     
  6. Vimacs

    Vimacs Don't be evil!

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  7. Shikaku

    Shikaku ROFL THE WORD PENIS IS HILARIOUS!

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    I wank to this product

    Cheers!
     
  8. TelcoLou

    TelcoLou Guest

    Cute :p

    * Enters impartial moderator mode *

    ... though it's obviously in jest (and IMO, damn funny), I'll have to do my doody and move this to off-topic.

    (hope DaveC's got a sense of humor....)
     
  9. Goity

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    Paypal ok?
     
  10. Alvin

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    It's an inside joke.
    Sorry :( .
     
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  11. Shikaku

    Shikaku ROFL THE WORD PENIS IS HILARIOUS!

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    I think he missed the joke... =)
     
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  12. Goity

    Goity VIP Sleaze

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    I was joking.
     
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  13. nickspoon

    nickspoon vultum stultum habes

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    I have bought one of these and I must say it has very much improved my GP2X experience. It has fixed the stick perfectly, and also works great on my opened bottles! Definitely worth the $1 I paid for it, and so much better (and cheaper) than that DaveC cap! Nylatron... who needs it? This is a truly great cap, and I nominate Alvin for guru! Thanks Alvin!
     
  14. virusx

    virusx Virus Infected Person

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    Did you recieved my PM that said I'll buy all your caps for 2$/pcs. I need exclusivity on this awsome mod !
    (I'm that kind of guy B) )
     
  15. daclassicgamingmaster

    daclassicgamingmaster It Is Your Birthday.

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  16. sand_man

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    CAn I see a better picture of it please?
     
  17. Alvin

    Alvin Member

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    No.
     
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  18. fishybawb

    fishybawb Hired Geek

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    Is this fully endorsed by the other chipmunks too?
     
  19. daclassicgamingmaster

    daclassicgamingmaster It Is Your Birthday.

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    i was wondering the same thing :lol:
     
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  20. Wolfsclaw

    Wolfsclaw can't be longer than 2 months right?

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    do THEY have taken control of this cap?
     

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