Found Candy Bar

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Should I eat it? (read my post before answering)

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  1. Meonlyeviler

    Meonlyeviler Lolita Porn Star

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    In december, I had this candy bar on top of the wrapper, not in the wrapper on my night stand. I left my room and when I came back I saw my dog in my room, my candy bar missing, and an empty wrapper, so I assumed the dog ate it. Well just now I found the candy bar unwrapped under my bed, so my dog didn't eat it. The question is, is it still safe to eat?
     
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  2. Delsabre

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    YES! Chocolate never goes bad. ( I ate chocolate over 5 years old once :D )

    Bad things may get into chocolate though, so I suggest cutting it into peices before eating...
     
  3. Mosch

    Mosch Reeks of fish

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    I eat practically everything, why shouldn't you? :p
     
  4. Axeman

    Axeman Axemeister

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    You MUST - if only in the interests of science :p
     
  5. finty

    finty what is this

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    the only thing that would stop me eatin that would be if i found stuff stuck on it, although i would probably just pick it off.
     
  6. ThndrShk2k

    ThndrShk2k The Awesome Guru

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    if it was under MY bed i'd burn it, but depends whats on it for you :D, so i'd say yes unless you got an amorphis blob on it
     
  7. Mosch

    Mosch Reeks of fish

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    Lucky fellow. Anything you find under my bed would probably have to be exorcised before it can even be looked upon...
     
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  8. divadsci

    divadsci ahah i'm customised!

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    Just take the dive, thats what i would do. One big bite is all you need do.
     
  9. skysnapper

    skysnapper sleep is for wimps

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    i wonder why the dog didn't eat it ;)
    Maybe had a quick lick and decide there was something wrong with it

    Go on eat it, its been under your bed for 4 months collecting dust, old skin flakes, bugs crawling over it..

    ...or maybe he has but has not survived to tell the tale :p
     
  10. Rico

    Rico Certified Guru

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    I wouldn't, but I'm kind of crazy about hygiene.
     
  11. Horscht

    Horscht Banned?

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    well, why not? i would just keep away my fingers if it was green.
     
  12. Phil

    Phil FAPPO!

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    i'd give it to a friend and when they have finished it surprise them by saying.

    "i've been sleeping with that bar for 4 months now, how did it taste?"
     
  13. Dozer

    Dozer Efram the retarded rabbit

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    The only advice I can give you is that of my late Grandfather.

    "If it's brown drink it down."

    Then again... he always was a funny fellow... :rolleyes:.
     
  14. Azure

    Azure Trust the recursion...

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    Clean off the outside a little then take a bite.
     

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