In Two Months™, Pyras enter /massproduktion/.
Two Months™ later, every preorder is delivered.
Two Months™ later, first version of a Pyraphone software is being tested.
Two Months™ later, OTFE reaches stable status on the Pyraphone.
Two Months™ later ...
Weekly stats show a massive increase in orders.
A few pals are hired to fulfill all those orders.
Everyone turn crazy about this huge success.
10000 orders milestone is looming.
Two Months™ later ...
The DragonBox shop goes offline without warning nor explaination.
@Evildragon gives no sign of life.
Last orderers begin to complain.
Early orderers begin to worry.
Investigations are made.
Two Months™ later ...
Someone from the community thinks he recognized @Evildragon, seeing someone with the same glasses walking a dog like his.
But this 'somemeone' had very short hair, so he was not sure and he couldn't take picture since he didn't have the camera mod.
Two Months™ later ...
Rumors start to spread.
@Evildragon is said to be now under some kind of WITSEC.
Most of the orders seemed to come from organised crime, terrorists and corrupted politicians (sorry for the pleonasm).
All of them, in need for a secure platform to communicate, turned to Pyra.
In a BBC interview, the-one-who-must-not-be-named states: "I knew something was wrong long ago, I'm done with this project".
Two Months™ later ...
Every Pyra owner is now seen as potential threat.
Some, trying to sell theirs on eBay, have been traced, arrested and imprisonned.
Now some remaining owners want to get rid of theirs.
The few members of the community still actives report strange behaviours on the forums (now on TOR to avoid beeing traced).
Some Pyras had powered on automagically before bricking itselves.
First analysis tend to point out some kind of remote attacks.
Two Months™ later ...
The Trump government has officially passed the Computer Trust Act; making legal *only* hardware and software from well known compagnies.
Soon followed by other countries, the hunt for open hardware and free software is opened.
Librists from all over the world are now coerced into turning to proprietary platforms or enter underground resistance.
Two Months™ later ...
The first clones of the Pyra surface on the black market.
It is the last device one can still build by oneself.
The only trustworthy platform.
Spare parts are hard to find and 3D printers are now only available as a service from the largest brands; reporting to the authorities of course.
So it's very tricky.
Two Months™ later ...
In an attempt to keep everything under control, youtubers broadcasting DIY Pyra videos are offered a position "with a solid contract".
But scientists and journalist across the planet are said to use second hand or hand made Pyras.
No one tells about it, but many know someone or know someone who knows someone who is said to be able to provide one.
Two Months™ later ...
Fed up with those stupid earthers they have monitored for the past few years, aliens decide to make first contact.
Under the authority of the galactic union, they are authorised to give asylum to any representative of the human species asking for it.
Soon, queues way longer than the ones for the last iDiots device spawn from aliens embassies.
Artists, thinkers, makers, you name them; as well as ordinary people, givng up everything they have, patiently waiting to be flown away to the skies in a wish for a different life, in a wish for a better life ...
Two Months™ later ...
Blaming one another for the massive bleeding of citizens from the planet, countries start to declare wars across the world.
Two Months™ later ...
No one will ever know who shot first but a nuclear winter is coming on a shining planet known as Earth. Nature will start over. With the bees, probably.
Somewhere near Saturn, wrapped in 2,500,000 tons of spinning metal, a PyraOS is quietly booting ...
Two Months™ later, every preorder is delivered.
Two Months™ later, first version of a Pyraphone software is being tested.
Two Months™ later, OTFE reaches stable status on the Pyraphone.
Two Months™ later ...
Weekly stats show a massive increase in orders.
A few pals are hired to fulfill all those orders.
Everyone turn crazy about this huge success.
10000 orders milestone is looming.
Two Months™ later ...
The DragonBox shop goes offline without warning nor explaination.
@Evildragon gives no sign of life.
Last orderers begin to complain.
Early orderers begin to worry.
Investigations are made.
Two Months™ later ...
Someone from the community thinks he recognized @Evildragon, seeing someone with the same glasses walking a dog like his.
But this 'somemeone' had very short hair, so he was not sure and he couldn't take picture since he didn't have the camera mod.
Two Months™ later ...
Rumors start to spread.
@Evildragon is said to be now under some kind of WITSEC.
Most of the orders seemed to come from organised crime, terrorists and corrupted politicians (sorry for the pleonasm).
All of them, in need for a secure platform to communicate, turned to Pyra.
In a BBC interview, the-one-who-must-not-be-named states: "I knew something was wrong long ago, I'm done with this project".
Two Months™ later ...
Every Pyra owner is now seen as potential threat.
Some, trying to sell theirs on eBay, have been traced, arrested and imprisonned.
Now some remaining owners want to get rid of theirs.
The few members of the community still actives report strange behaviours on the forums (now on TOR to avoid beeing traced).
Some Pyras had powered on automagically before bricking itselves.
First analysis tend to point out some kind of remote attacks.
Two Months™ later ...
The Trump government has officially passed the Computer Trust Act; making legal *only* hardware and software from well known compagnies.
Soon followed by other countries, the hunt for open hardware and free software is opened.
Librists from all over the world are now coerced into turning to proprietary platforms or enter underground resistance.
Two Months™ later ...
The first clones of the Pyra surface on the black market.
It is the last device one can still build by oneself.
The only trustworthy platform.
Spare parts are hard to find and 3D printers are now only available as a service from the largest brands; reporting to the authorities of course.
So it's very tricky.
Two Months™ later ...
In an attempt to keep everything under control, youtubers broadcasting DIY Pyra videos are offered a position "with a solid contract".
But scientists and journalist across the planet are said to use second hand or hand made Pyras.
No one tells about it, but many know someone or know someone who knows someone who is said to be able to provide one.
Two Months™ later ...
Fed up with those stupid earthers they have monitored for the past few years, aliens decide to make first contact.
Under the authority of the galactic union, they are authorised to give asylum to any representative of the human species asking for it.
Soon, queues way longer than the ones for the last iDiots device spawn from aliens embassies.
Artists, thinkers, makers, you name them; as well as ordinary people, givng up everything they have, patiently waiting to be flown away to the skies in a wish for a different life, in a wish for a better life ...
Two Months™ later ...
Blaming one another for the massive bleeding of citizens from the planet, countries start to declare wars across the world.
Two Months™ later ...
No one will ever know who shot first but a nuclear winter is coming on a shining planet known as Earth. Nature will start over. With the bees, probably.
Somewhere near Saturn, wrapped in 2,500,000 tons of spinning metal, a PyraOS is quietly booting ...