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Haha! Brilliant. I loved this one:



Code:
TWOFACED

public class TwoFaced {

    public String greet() {

	    return "Hi! So great to see you!";

    }

    private String think() {

	    return "Fucking bitch.";

    }

}
 
This is not mine, but it is the most amazing thing I've seen in the code poetry staples. This is in inform7. It compiles. The resulting game is a bit useless, but hey - You can't have everything :)


"The Lady in the Lake" by Jerome West


The apple is a room.


"A winding street in Rome


with monkeys all abloom,


and salmon made of chrome."


The window is a door.


"A smallish boy named Fran,


a mile high and no more."


The lady is a man.


The window is east of the apple.


The window is west of the lake.


The lady is wearing a chapel.


"It looks like a venomous snake."


A man can be happy or sad


A breath can be shallow or baited


A door can be gingham or plaid


A chapel can be overrated


The lady is in the lake,


The lady is holding her breath...


When the lady is sad and the window is plaid


Then end the game in death.
 
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this is mine! love.cpp


it compiles :)



Code:
#include <stdio.h>

#include <stdlib.h>


int giulia()

{

    int life=true,love=1;


    while(life)

    {

    love++;

    printf("%d \n",love);

    }

    return love;

}

int main(){

    giulia();

   system("pause");

}
 
Code:
10 PRINT "ROSES ARE RED"

20 PRINT "VIOLETS ARE BLUE"

30 GOTO 10
 
Just threw this together... It may have been done before..



Code:
<?php

//How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...


function Me ($ways) {

      echo count($ways);

}


$ways = array ('Way','Way','Way','Way','Way');

Me($ways);

?>


And apparently it's 5
 
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<html>I've been telling telling lies


No advantage as no surprise


62 day hero</html>
 
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