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So many great premises have been wasted by bad acting/directing, they should send them all to me, i'll take care of it

The reviews are coming in bad, I'm disappointed but not surprised. Why are there significantly more awful films these days?

Looks like I can't make it after all... I promised my girlfriend a weekend away for her birthday and she's chosen that very weekend! At least we're going to a final fantasy concert

I've been playing Earthbound for a looong time now, trying to slog my way through. I'm usually pretty careful when loading my save states but it was inevitable that I would cock up at some stage and just now WAS that stage... I reckon I've only lost a couple of hours, but I'm still annoyed with...

I could write endless guff if given half the chance

I might wear a waistcoat and nothing else

a shirt and tie in blackpool? that would be like going to mars in a bikini

I'm slightly concerned that someone would try to steal my precious Pandora, have to chain it to my wrist with some handcuffs. Of course it's far more likely that I would just get completely shit faced and drop it on the floor, smashing it into a thousand tiny bits. It would be cool to know...

I would enter the tourney but I absolutely suck at street fighter 4, in fact playing that online killed my love for fighting games completely! That's why I'm selling my sticks. Maybe I could bring them and try to flog them there

The blackpool experience: one large plate of beige matter washed down with 16 pints of stella artoise, 14 counts of public urination followed by a brisk punch up, marquess of queensbury style. Get off with two rotund ladies of a similar age to your aunt, followed by shouting at long hairs. End...

This has the potential to be extremely good, if done properly. I am a huge fan of the original, it might actually be my favourite film ever. I'm hoping that they've studied the original scenes and recreated the first outpost, and they're going to have the people die and leave the corpses in...

You could probably drink a lot and pass out behind one of the machines, then come up smiling on Sunday.

This is going to be fuuuuuuuun

I hated and loved Gods, I was just talking to a friend about it this week. It looked and sounded amazing, but it was too clunky and difficult, I could never get passed about the third level. It was hard even by the standards of the day! I just watched the longplay on youtube instead, sometimes...

Modern cartoons generally annoy me, they've made a conscious decision to have every character constantly moving in some way, it's most noticeable in CGI kids films, the Madagascar penguins being probably the worst culprits. It was probably introduced to combat the perceived shorter attention...

Congrats, your life will be nothing but poo and sick from now onwards

God I love the Amiga

Fame at last!

For the love of god if a south african woman answers the phone when you call the b&b; hang up! I'm probably going to be there, my friend is trying to organise the same trip as last year. Unfortunately he wants to go the day before so we can 'go out on the town' on the Friday, which I've said I...

Windows is still the absolute standard in most offices I can't see that changing for a long time, and microsoft certification is still a highly regarded qualification.