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Le français ne te fait pas plus intelligent automatiquement. Especially broken French, like mine. Good to hear that your curry turned out okay, Nova. I was slightly worried when you wrote that you'd put water in the curry paste :)

If you were going to build a sex droid, why would you program it to slap you when you fondle its breasts?

He would get my bet if he bought a Pandora.

You can do a load of things with organic chemistry. Medicinal science, pharmaceuticals, cosmetics, biochemistry and petrochemistry, to name a few. EDIT: Damn spam filter.

Hotel Dusk, too. And +1 for Phoenix Wright and EBA.

Ah, right. It's still like that in Australia, though.

The thing I dislike about 3 is that they have so-called 'pre-pay' plans with attractive-looking plans and cheap phones, but the problem with their plans is that unlike every other phone company, a top-up 'expires' after 30 days. They hide this in their terms and conditions. It's more like a...

TalkTalk, 'up to 8Mbps'. This does go higher during off-peak times.

Jacqui Smith is a crazy arrogant bitch who lives in a proverbial ivory tower on the coast in some remote part of Scotland. She has no idea how to run the Home Office and seemingly no idea about the real world, either. She called for gay asylum seekers from the Middle East to be deported to their...

Become a porn star. I hear it pays pretty well.

I don't give a flying fuck about X-Factor. This, on the other hand, is appalling. It's debatable where the order came from for the investigation, but Jacqui Smith knew of it all along and never called it off. The leaks weren't particularly substantial or sensitive; just embarrassing.

Oooooh, burned. I don't remember scazw but I'm sure you're a great guy and/or girl. How do you do?

I used the word 'harrumble', myself.

Aw, lubi, she's adorable.

The stylophone sounds absolutely horrible but it's nonetheless one of the most awesome instruments ever created. Another is the keytar.

All these martial arts names just sound made up. Biographically, I like computers and folk music. I am also exceedingly terse.

Peter, don't listen to DCGM, he's just covering for his own flaming homosexuality. And his hot ass. Phwoar.

Hi, I'm Nick, and I'm from Essex. Bugger.