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Of being censored for alleged rule violations without recourse or for not being submissive? With all due respect and not an iota more, was what I wrote a personal slur? My dick it was. Would you enlighten as to what rule my last post allegedly broke? Are you just offended by reading the word...

It may or may not have had to do with [Personal slur, excised by Binky] Still my money is on cell phone use being a direct cause of preventable soft tissue pathologies: cancer and wrist injuries and premature births and perhaps autoimmune disease as well.

levi, ask what I posted here and mods removed won't us?

@Cerbera/Uncle Jack: Hey. Wanted to say that everything I said in the Bad Joke Corner was meant to be good-natured ribbing and that I value you. I hope what was meant as good-natured humor wasn't taken as being malicious or hostile.

Capitalization is the difference between "I was helping my Uncle Jack off a horse" and "I was helping my uncle jack off a horse". But in Uncle Jack's case there may not be a distinction.

Why was an air compressor running away from a bodybuilder? Because the bodybuilder was trying to catch a pump.

What kind of animal goes, "Quick, quick!"? A duck with the hiccups.

https://www.rfsafe.com/ Iphones have very high SAR levels compared to a lot of other models of phone. Ditto Moto.

Cool bro.

I was under the impression Motorola phones have (always?) been masterful at blasting the cancer, into people's bodies.

Are their phones still cancer master blaster™ phones?

I have heard the following ideas spoken as capable solutions- Line-item taxation where you get to choose which parts of the government you not going to fund. None-of-the-above voting where If an election is held and NOTA wins, that election is void and a new one must take place with all new...

I was going to tell a joke about a duck, but it wasn't all it was quacked up to be.

Relevant: https://swprs.org/the-american-empire-and-its-media/ This was news a few months ago and was vastly undereported. Some context is that control of media programming has been more and more consolidated into fewer and fewer hands. Ben Bagdikian reported this in The Media Monopoly (1983)...

They're too busy consolidating their influence on media, raping children both mentally and physically, and while conspiring to do more of same, you know?

I regard bad puns like the Astronomer who looked at the north star and said, "Surely you can't be Sirius."

There was a rather judicious tradesman who complained that because there was some offal on a tool he was using, he would have to carefully extricate it, use a clean cloth to remove any remnant of debris and compare results to a previous benchmark before he could return to a task. His decisive...

"Gun control" is an abstraction. I'm going to apply the meta model and ask, 'what exactly are you referring to?' So is "(bad) American" for that matter. Also nothing to do with this thread as far as I can see.

Q: What did the mouse put on his rice? A: Scurry! Q: What do you call a cow from Utah? A: A MOOrmon Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A: 'Ell-if-I-no. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯